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C'mon Prediction Guy, there is no way these predictions are yours! We want your predictions coupled with a bit of insight into each game.

I got this:

CFC 2 ; UPDX 2
CFC dominates possession the whole game. A late foul in the box by CFC right before halftime puts UPDX on the board with a PK. A second half still dominated in the second half by CFC including multiple shots off the cross bar or the goalie's face, only ends in frustration and shock after the CFC defender forgets where he is at and knocks home a beautiful shot in the 2 hole but on his own goal. Positive side is it's his first goal ever.

OPFC 3 ; WST 1
TW and RR live up to their dad's expectations and score 2 and 1 goals respectively. It is such an impressive showing because only two other people (including there teammates) touch the ball the entire game. This includes OPFC's goalie who opts for TW to play goalie but with only his head and knees. Because TW's dad said that would be the best option because he is going pro.

ADF 3 ; FCP 1
It started off a competitive game and remains 1 to 1 through the first 55 minutes. But the problems started with only about 15 minutes before the end of the game. It was a morning game and the sun was out and got warm. Center back TL hosted the entire defensive backfield for a sleep over the night before. Not thinking his mom fed all the boys large bowls of cereal with lots of milk. And we all remember what happens from two a days in the summer heat if you drink too much milk? The boys started puking lucky charms like they were Donovan McNabb puking Campbells Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup during the super bowl. RP's cleat was soggy from puke and had an awful touch for an own goal. And the PP couldn't get off his knees after a series of dry heaves allowing ADF's RW to dribble past for an easy goal.

RVT 3 ; ET 2
Another close game athletic game but lacking any real technical skill. Both coaches took pages out of the high school playbook and consistently long balled from one end of the field to the other and see who could run the fastest. RVT eventually won because they had three boys on their summer track 4 x 100 sprint relay team and the 4th was a high jumper. ET had success on one long ball, and then a second goal that was scored by their goalie when everyone was watching the referee yell at one of the parents who was yelling at the side judge that she sucked, who turned out to be a 13 year old girl and was bawling in tears. some say the whole thing was orchestrated, and if true did so to a good result. Still wan't enough though to win the game. To make matters worse the very fast RVT beat ET to the concession stand after the game and drank the last of the slurpee's and got the last snickers.

WST 2 ; CFC 1
Elitist CFC finds it laughable that ADF plays the long ball since being known as a technical team. CFC dad's watch EPL on Saturday morning's and long to be hooligan in a firm, but they also know that ball control is the name of the game. So CFC emulating their favorite EPL team and is required to play out of the back. Only problem is CFC goalie JH has two left feet and much to dad's chagrin constantly has his passes intercepted and give up two goals. CFC dad's take up arms and fight their own dad's out of frustration and set up two firms consisting of offensive players vs defensive player's dads. Poor JH's dad doesn't know which firm to join, because he recognizes himself as a defensive side, but catching so much hate from the defenders for his son's horrible play decides rather than to join the offensive dad's firm, he will create a third firm and recruits WST's second team's back up goalie who is playing on the next field's dad to join him, which he does since he doesn't have anything better to do. CFC does manage one goal after the WST goalie decides to score on his own self in hopes it will calm down CFC's dad's battle royale who is causing the game to go unnecessarily long and they need to get to the concession stand before the ADF sprinters who are playing on the field behind them fearing their speed and appetite.

OPFC 4 ; ADF 2
Another monumental effort by TW and RR, and this time scores all 4 goals and with zero touches from anyone, including both goalie's. The speedster's of ADF are still by far the fastest kids on the field, but never get a chance to touch the ball. They do get to the concession stand first as expected after the game and buy all of the smartee's, TW and RR's favorite candy as retribution.

Cuervos 2 ; UPDX 1
Yo tengo kiev el banjo. Tu abuela trabajo con tengo en abajo de escuela.

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I got this:

CFC 2 ; UPDX 2
CFC dominates possession the whole game. A late foul in the box by CFC right before halftime puts UPDX on the board with a PK. A second half still dominated in the second half by CFC including multiple shots off the cross bar or the goalie's face, only ends in frustration and shock after the CFC defender forgets where he is at and knocks home a beautiful shot in the 2 hole but on his own goal. Positive side is it's his first goal ever.

Plus, all the Slytherins on UPDX get confused and keep passing to the kids in the green Timbers' jerseys, forgetting they don't wear those shirts any more.

OPFC 3 ; WST 1
TW and RR live up to their dad's expectations and score 2 and 1 goals respectively. It is such an impressive showing because only two other people (including there teammates) touch the ball the entire game. This includes OPFC's goalie who opts for TW to play goalie but with only his head and knees. Because TW's dad said that would be the best option because he is going pro.

Only three? Last month it was seven.

ADF 3 ; FCP 1
It started off a competitive game and remains 1 to 1 through the first 55 minutes. But the problems started with only about 15 minutes before the end of the game. It was a morning game and the sun was out and got warm. Center back TL hosted the entire defensive backfield for a sleep over the night before. Not thinking his mom fed all the boys large bowls of cereal with lots of milk. And we all remember what happens from two a days in the summer heat if you drink too much milk? The boys started puking lucky charms like they were Donovan McNabb puking Campbells Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup during the super bowl. RP's cleat was soggy from puke and had an awful touch for an own goal. And the PP couldn't get off his knees after a series of dry heaves allowing ADF's RW to dribble past for an easy goal.

Sure, that's what they TOLD you about why they the are heaving all over the pitch. But if you think high-school hangovers are caused by breakfast cereal.... sigh.

RVT 3 ; ET 2
Another close game athletic game but lacking any real technical skill. Both coaches took pages out of the high school playbook and consistently long balled from one end of the field to the other and see who could run the fastest. RVT eventually won because they had three boys on their summer track 4 x 100 sprint relay team and the 4th was a high jumper. ET had success on one long ball, and then a second goal that was scored by their goalie when everyone was watching the referee yell at one of the parents who was yelling at the side judge that she sucked, who turned out to be a 13 year old girl and was bawling in tears. some say the whole thing was orchestrated, and if true did so to a good result. Still wan't enough though to win the game. To make matters worse the very fast RVT beat ET to the concession stand after the game and drank the last of the slurpee's and got the last snickers.

Game is in Medford, so the race is to the In'n'out, which is on the other side of town from US Cellular Park. Eugene kids get lost, end up in Ashland, drink the nasty mineral water out of the fountain downtown, and are forced to withdraw from Winter League.

Other than that, you're spot on.

WST 2 ; CFC 1
Elitist CFC finds it laughable that ADF plays the long ball since being known as a technical team. CFC dad's watch EPL on Saturday morning's and long to be hooligan in a firm, but they also know that ball control is the name of the game. So CFC emulating their favorite EPL team and is required to play out of the back. Only problem is CFC goalie JH has two left feet and much to dad's chagrin constantly has his passes intercepted and give up two goals. CFC dad's take up arms and fight their own dad's out of frustration and set up two firms consisting of offensive players vs defensive player's dads. Poor JH's dad doesn't know which firm to join, because he recognizes himself as a defensive side, but catching so much hate from the defenders for his son's horrible play decides rather than to join the offensive dad's firm, he will create a third firm and recruits WST's second team's back up goalie who is playing on the next field's dad to join him, which he does since he doesn't have anything better to do. CFC does manage one goal after the WST goalie decides to score on his own self in hopes it will calm down CFC's dad's battle royale who is causing the game to go unnecessarily long and they need to get to the concession stand before the ADF sprinters who are playing on the field behind them fearing their speed and appetite.

It's not the dads you have to watch out for at CFC, it's the moms.

OPFC 4 ; ADF 2
Another monumental effort by TW and RR, and this time scores all 4 goals and with zero touches from anyone, including both goalie's. The speedster's of ADF are still by far the fastest kids on the field, but never get a chance to touch the ball. They do get to the concession stand first as expected after the game and buy all of the smartee's, TW and RR's favorite candy as retribution.

OPFC has faster kids than ADF, it's obvious you know nothing about the local youth soccer scene. Game is called early when the ADF forwards, upset about being down two goals, start fighting with each other and are all sent off. VEEKTOR yells a lot.

Cuervos 2 ; UPDX 1
Yo tengo kiev el banjo. Tu abuela trabajo con tengo en abajo de escuela.

Cuervos 4, UPDX 0. Crows sideline behaves, as it's a victory. BM recruits the entire Cuervos team to UPDX, including the coach, who is put in charge of referee relations for the club.

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WST isn't playing UPDX, at least not until the end of the month, when they have one OYSA game and one NWNL game in fairly quick succession.

If a is better than b than and b is better than c than a is also better than c- follow the transitive property block head. He said CFC and updx would tie and wst would beat CFC so therefore believing wst is better than updx...

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VEEKTOR yells a lot.

The only correct prediction will be victor yelling

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LMFAO. Being/not being on a 15 year old soccer team is significant why? You must only be a kid yourself to be so emotionally attached.

Just do there is some context, RP is not on the 05 team because of behavior towards teammates, you do the rest and stop giving cony and Stevie a pass for the chit show that odp was. I am willing to bet cony could not name half the kids in the pool other than the westside kids they gave free reign to....westside is a complete sham and for odp to allow those two to be responsible for an on age group is just more evidence that our market lacks any sense of integrity

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I got this:

CFC 2 ; UPDX 2
CFC dominates possession the whole game. A late foul in the box by CFC right before halftime puts UPDX on the board with a PK. A second half still dominated in the second half by CFC including multiple shots off the cross bar or the goalie's face, only ends in frustration and shock after the CFC defender forgets where he is at and knocks home a beautiful shot in the 2 hole but on his own goal. Positive side is it's his first goal ever.

OPFC 3 ; WST 1
TW and RR live up to their dad's expectations and score 2 and 1 goals respectively. It is such an impressive showing because only two other people (including there teammates) touch the ball the entire game. This includes OPFC's goalie who opts for TW to play goalie but with only his head and knees. Because TW's dad said that would be the best option because he is going pro.

ADF 3 ; FCP 1
It started off a competitive game and remains 1 to 1 through the first 55 minutes. But the problems started with only about 15 minutes before the end of the game. It was a morning game and the sun was out and got warm. Center back TL hosted the entire defensive backfield for a sleep over the night before. Not thinking his mom fed all the boys large bowls of cereal with lots of milk. And we all remember what happens from two a days in the summer heat if you drink too much milk? The boys started puking lucky charms like they were Donovan McNabb puking Campbells Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup during the super bowl. RP's cleat was soggy from puke and had an awful touch for an own goal. And the PP couldn't get off his knees after a series of dry heaves allowing ADF's RW to dribble past for an easy goal.

RVT 3 ; ET 2
Another close game athletic game but lacking any real technical skill. Both coaches took pages out of the high school playbook and consistently long balled from one end of the field to the other and see who could run the fastest. RVT eventually won because they had three boys on their summer track 4 x 100 sprint relay team and the 4th was a high jumper. ET had success on one long ball, and then a second goal that was scored by their goalie when everyone was watching the referee yell at one of the parents who was yelling at the side judge that she sucked, who turned out to be a 13 year old girl and was bawling in tears. some say the whole thing was orchestrated, and if true did so to a good result. Still wan't enough though to win the game. To make matters worse the very fast RVT beat ET to the concession stand after the game and drank the last of the slurpee's and got the last snickers.

WST 2 ; CFC 1
Elitist CFC finds it laughable that ADF plays the long ball since being known as a technical team. CFC dad's watch EPL on Saturday morning's and long to be hooligan in a firm, but they also know that ball control is the name of the game. So CFC emulating their favorite EPL team and is required to play out of the back. Only problem is CFC goalie JH has two left feet and much to dad's chagrin constantly has his passes intercepted and give up two goals. CFC dad's take up arms and fight their own dad's out of frustration and set up two firms consisting of offensive players vs defensive player's dads. Poor JH's dad doesn't know which firm to join, because he recognizes himself as a defensive side, but catching so much hate from the defenders for his son's horrible play decides rather than to join the offensive dad's firm, he will create a third firm and recruits WST's second team's back up goalie who is playing on the next field's dad to join him, which he does since he doesn't have anything better to do. CFC does manage one goal after the WST goalie decides to score on his own self in hopes it will calm down CFC's dad's battle royale who is causing the game to go unnecessarily long and they need to get to the concession stand before the ADF sprinters who are playing on the field behind them fearing their speed and appetite.

OPFC 4 ; ADF 2
Another monumental effort by TW and RR, and this time scores all 4 goals and with zero touches from anyone, including both goalie's. The speedster's of ADF are still by far the fastest kids on the field, but never get a chance to touch the ball. They do get to the concession stand first as expected after the game and buy all of the smartee's, TW and RR's favorite candy as retribution.

Cuervos 2 ; UPDX 1
Yo tengo kiev el banjo. Tu abuela trabajo con tengo en abajo de escuela.

TW AND RR? Not sure opfc even has players with those initials- you are way off simmy, Swamy SAMSONITE

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When did Westside and United become a rivalry? Can’t we all get along?

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If a is better than b than and b is better than c than a is also better than c- follow the transitive property block head. He said CFC and updx would tie and wst would beat CFC so therefore believing wst is better than updx...

Transitive property doesn't apply in soccer--like boxing, styles matter a great deal.

Last year, WST did well against both teams. Both teams have vastly different rosters this year, so last year's results mean nothing.

And you're responding to an obvious parody post anyway. Who's the blockhead, Charlie Brown?

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Just do there is some context, RP is not on the 05 team because of behavior towards teammates, you do the rest and stop giving cony and Stevie a pass for the chit show that odp was. I am willing to bet cony could not name half the kids in the pool other than the westside kids they gave free reign to....westside is a complete sham and for odp to allow those two to be responsible for an on age group is just more evidence that our market lacks any sense of integrity

OK, boomer

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TW AND RR? Not sure opfc even has players with those initials- you are way off simmy, Swamy SAMSONITE

All the initials were made up. It was a joke, son.

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When did Westside and United become a rivalry? Can’t we all get along?

At the 05 age group, there really hasn't been a rivalry, though BSC gave Copa fits in the State Cup back when the 05s were still playing 9v9.

This season, UPDX looks to be better, with the addition of the Slytherins, AZ from CFC, etc. And it sounds like they may be the deepest team around.

At the club level, UPDX seems eager to become the most hated club around. They're off to a good start

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At the 05 age group, there really hasn't been a rivalry, though BSC gave Copa fits in the State Cup back when the 05s were still playing 9v9.

This season, UPDX looks to be better, with the addition of the Slytherins, AZ from CFC, etc. And it sounds like they may be the deepest team around.

At the club level, UPDX seems eager to become the most hated club around. They're off to a good start

Slytheryns are living in Barcelona

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Slytheryns are living in Barcelona

TOVO training? I thought they were in Seattle last weekend? Why go to Spain when plenty of local teams can beat you?

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At the 05 age group, there really hasn't been a rivalry, though BSC gave Copa fits in the State Cup back when the 05s were still playing 9v9.

This season, UPDX looks to be better, with the addition of the Slytherins, AZ from CFC, etc. And it sounds like they may be the deepest team around.

At the club level, UPDX seems eager to become the most hated club around. They're off to a good start

Well I love United, for all its warts.

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TW AND RR? Not sure opfc even has players with those initials- you are way off simmy, Swamy SAMSONITE

At what point did you think any of this was meant to be serious or accurate?