The Revolution Academy needs to make some changes.

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You're the first sad noob Revs parent. The offers were extended last week. Will it be Bolts, Juve or NEFC for your little Landon next year?

A year from now you will be one of the loser parents complaining about how dysfunctional the entire club is. Stay humble crazy Revs dad!

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You're the first sad noob Revs parent. The offers were extended last week. Will it be Bolts, Juve or NEFC for your little Landon next year?

Please stay there forever. Nobody wants a parent like you on the sidelines. Not even if your kid is the next Messi. You have deep issues, man.

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Please stay there forever. Nobody wants a parent like you on the sidelines. Not even if your kid is the next Messi. You have deep issues, man.

Your kid could never make it so calm down. Don’t worry, I’m sure everyone gets a trophy on your kid’s team. So warm and fuzzy to keep you happy.

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Your kid could never make it so calm down. Don’t worry, I’m sure everyone gets a trophy on your kid’s team. So warm and fuzzy to keep you happy.

Hey Bot Dad, thanks for clarifying why college is not even an option for Jr.

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Hey Bot Dad, thanks for clarifying why college is not even an option for Jr.

You’d love a degree from my alma mater and my son is a multigenerational legacy.

Make no mistake, you will see my son’s commitment next year.

Enjoy JuCo.

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You’d love a degree from my alma mater and my son is a multigenerational legacy.

Make no mistake, you will see my son’s commitment next year.

Enjoy JuCo.

Thanks legacy, my kid turned down UM-Lowell.

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Thanks legacy, my kid turned down UM-Lowell.

What? Is this supposed to throw shade? I’m confused by your utter lack of situational awareness.

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You’d love a degree from my alma mater and my son is a multigenerational legacy.

Make no mistake, you will see my son’s commitment next year.

Enjoy JuCo.

Your alma mater would be so proud to know one of its alumni is taunting a kid trying to follow his dreams, but hit a stumbling block on the way. Hopefully, the school does a better job teaching your kid how to make a positive impact on society than they did teaching you.

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You’d love a degree from my alma mater and my son is a multigenerational legacy.

Make no mistake, you will see my son’s commitment next year.

Enjoy JuCo.

So in other words he didn't earn it. Not surprised.

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Your alma mater would be so proud to know one of its alumni is taunting a kid trying to follow his dreams, but hit a stumbling block on the way. Hopefully, the school does a better job teaching your kid how to make a positive impact on society than they did teaching you.

Noob parent taunting my dear.

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So in other words he didn't earn it. Not surprised.

Athletics is a gateway to top schools. You chose piano, or Model UN. That’s not my fault.

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Athletics is a gateway to top schools. You chose piano, or Model UN. That’s not my fault.

Poster said his kid is a legacy kid. That's not earning it. That's just luck of the draw. Many of the top schools are moving away from using it. 1/3 of Harvards admits are legacy kids. Needless to say not all those kids would get in without the family hook.

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Poster said his kid is a legacy kid. That's not earning it. That's just luck of the draw. Many of the top schools are moving away from using it. 1/3 of Harvards admits are legacy kids. Needless to say not all those kids would get in without the family hook.

Boo hoo oh jealous one.

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Boo hoo oh jealous one.

Yes treating all applicants equally is a terrible thing, right? Glad some schools are doing away with it. Your grandkids will have to do with UMA Lowell

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Yes treating all applicants equally is a terrible thing, right? Glad some schools are doing away with it. Your grandkids will have to do with UMA Lowell

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But it’s okay that athletes get admitted with lower test scores and gpa? Hello pot, meet kettle.