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    New Super-Medicore Timbers League

    With the best female players going to the ECNL clubs and the best male players playing USSDA Academy, the Timbers have decided to rebrand their league the Super-Medicore Timbers League (SMTL). It will feature an (arguably) higher level of play (relative to recreational soccer) for a reasonable fee (relative to recreational soccer). In order to save on costs, no Timbers SMTL team will be allowed to travel out of state. The ban on out of state travel will have the additional benefit of improving development by building player confidence in the strength of their abilities. All players in the SMTL are guaranteed an MLS patch for their jersey, and one, large foam hand with the Timbers logo on it. Finally, since every team playing in this league are all part of the same alliance, every player in the SMTL will receive league and state cup championship trophies. The league motto will be: "We are all champions!"

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    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
    With the best female players going to the ECNL clubs and the best male players playing USSDA Academy, the Timbers have decided to rebrand their league the Super-Medicore Timbers League (SMTL). It will feature an (arguably) higher level of play (relative to recreational soccer) for a reasonable fee (relative to recreational soccer). In order to save on costs, no Timbers SMTL team will be allowed to travel out of state. The ban on out of state travel will have the additional benefit of improving development by building player confidence in the strength of their abilities. All players in the SMTL are guaranteed an MLS patch for their jersey, and one, large foam hand with the Timbers logo on it. Finally, since every team playing in this league are all part of the same alliance, every player in the SMTL will receive league and state cup championship trophies. The league motto will be: "We are all champions!"
    What the he11 is Medicore?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
      With the best female players going to the ECNL clubs and the best male players playing USSDA Academy, the Timbers have decided to rebrand their league the Super-Medicore Timbers League (SMTL). It will feature an (arguably) higher level of play (relative to recreational soccer) for a reasonable fee (relative to recreational soccer). In order to save on costs, no Timbers SMTL team will be allowed to travel out of state. The ban on out of state travel will have the additional benefit of improving development by building player confidence in the strength of their abilities. All players in the SMTL are guaranteed an MLS patch for their jersey, and one, large foam hand with the Timbers logo on it. Finally, since every team playing in this league are all part of the same alliance, every player in the SMTL will receive league and state cup championship trophies. The league motto will be: "We are all champions!"
      You are truly a LOSER!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        You are truly a LOSER!
        It was written by a Tom Atencio minion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
          What the he11 is Medicore?
          It's mediocore in Vantuckian

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            #6
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            With the best female players going to the ECNL clubs and the best male players playing USSDA Academy, the Timbers have decided to rebrand their league the Super-Medicore Timbers League (SMTL). It will feature an (arguably) higher level of play (relative to recreational soccer) for a reasonable fee (relative to recreational soccer). In order to save on costs, no Timbers SMTL team will be allowed to travel out of state. The ban on out of state travel will have the additional benefit of improving development by building player confidence in the strength of their abilities. All players in the SMTL are guaranteed an MLS patch for their jersey, and one, large foam hand with the Timbers logo on it. Finally, since every team playing in this league are all part of the same alliance, every player in the SMTL will receive league and state cup championship trophies. The league motto will be: "We are all champions!"
            By the looks of the spelling, punctuation, the resonant sound in the typing, it's a father (probably from Vantucky) that had his son cut from a WT team. He's now left with having to travel to Portland (somewhere) to play on a "B" level team in the OPL, all the while paying the same tuition as before, with the added expense of traveling to practices.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
              It's mediocore in Vantuckian
              What the he11 is mediocore? Is that mediocre in portlandia?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                It was written by a Tom Atencio minion.
                You're obsessed. Seek help.

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                  #9
                  Yep, can't join up with OPL on ideological reasons and Can't travel. Traveling costs too much and makes look like an ECNL team. Can't have that.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    With the best female players going to the ECNL clubs and the best male players playing USSDA Academy, the Timbers have decided to rebrand their league the Super-Medicore Timbers League (SMTL). It will feature an (arguably) higher level of play (relative to recreational soccer) for a reasonable fee (relative to recreational soccer). In order to save on costs, no Timbers SMTL team will be allowed to travel out of state. The ban on out of state travel will have the additional benefit of improving development by building player confidence in the strength of their abilities. All players in the SMTL are guaranteed an MLS patch for their jersey, and one, large foam hand with the Timbers logo on it. Finally, since every team playing in this league are all part of the same alliance, every player in the SMTL will receive league and state cup championship trophies. The league motto will be: "We are all champions!"
                    You are absolutely pathetic!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                      With the best female players going to the ECNL clubs and the best male players playing USSDA Academy, the Timbers have decided to rebrand their league the Super-Medicore Timbers League (SMTL). It will feature an (arguably) higher level of play (relative to recreational soccer) for a reasonable fee (relative to recreational soccer). In order to save on costs, no Timbers SMTL team will be allowed to travel out of state. The ban on out of state travel will have the additional benefit of improving development by building player confidence in the strength of their abilities. All players in the SMTL are guaranteed an MLS patch for their jersey, and one, large foam hand with the Timbers logo on it. Finally, since every team playing in this league are all part of the same alliance, every player in the SMTL will receive league and state cup championship trophies. The league motto will be: "We are all champions!"
                      So what are the costs of the SMTL? Will the Timber's Academy participate?

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