It’s official. Only Oregon teams will be allowed to compete for the 2013 OPL State Cup.
This may come as a shock to those of you who assumed the OPL was open to a little competition from their Timber’s Alliance partner club in Vancouver. A person in the know within the OPL was overheard muttering something that sounded like “The OPC Board has agreed to appease member clubs who were concerned that the prestige of the OPL State Cup tournament would be significantly diminished if a team from “lowly Vantucky” was to actually win a Cup.” (NOTE: That could NEVER happen, of course, given the overwhelmingly high quality level of the Oregon clubs)
When asked how she felt about this decision, a Vantucky parent stated “Best news I’ve heard today. Really, there are only about 3 people within VT that wanted this to happen, and none of those have a clue. We’re actually quite relieved that we get to play in Washington for the spring league and State Cup. See you next summer, Oregon.”
Well, there you have it. On the surface this appears to be a win-win for all parties. What do you think?
This may come as a shock to those of you who assumed the OPL was open to a little competition from their Timber’s Alliance partner club in Vancouver. A person in the know within the OPL was overheard muttering something that sounded like “The OPC Board has agreed to appease member clubs who were concerned that the prestige of the OPL State Cup tournament would be significantly diminished if a team from “lowly Vantucky” was to actually win a Cup.” (NOTE: That could NEVER happen, of course, given the overwhelmingly high quality level of the Oregon clubs)
When asked how she felt about this decision, a Vantucky parent stated “Best news I’ve heard today. Really, there are only about 3 people within VT that wanted this to happen, and none of those have a clue. We’re actually quite relieved that we get to play in Washington for the spring league and State Cup. See you next summer, Oregon.”
Well, there you have it. On the surface this appears to be a win-win for all parties. What do you think?
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