OCYS Consolidated Thread

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Too serious... Maybe we can get another carefully curated list of FSU jokes. I like the list format.

One other thought. A 300lb woman is really really large. I actually attended both universities and I cannot really recall any woman that would fit into that category. A 300lb coed would have an awfully tough time traversing wither of those campuses on a regular basis. 300lb coeds are probably the last thing that come to mind recalling my time at both schools. How long ago was it that you attended college?

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How many FSU starters on the US women's national team for FSU? How many caps? How many all time leading US goal scorers? Opps sorry, none?

Now tell us FSU WNT caps Mexico, Japan, Germany and Iceland I'm sure FSU had the edge.

So, you get to claim Abby. Good for you! So, whatcha got since 2001? Nuttin, oh ok then!

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Ok, football is a fun topic on its own and I am sure we could learn from your brilliance, enjoy your insight and learn a lot from you on this subject, but this is getting a little off topic for a soccer forum. Let's try to move things back to soccer. I also like hearing about your pedigree and qualifications for being an authority on UF and FSU soccer, including your honors and degrees at the fine institution in hogtown. Humor is germane too!!

dude, your best bet was to stick to American football... now, you want to talk about soccer?
we own fswho, just like we own them in swimming, golf, volleyball, basketball, baseball, heck we beat you at Frisbee.

next, you will try and talk about academics... then I can beat you up on that. UF # 1 in everything baby, you losers don't even have an engineering school (you borrow fmau)
bet you are number one in liberal arts, or my favorite Circus...
is the tent still up in tallahaaaaaseeeeeeee?

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Ok, you got us so good!

dude, your best bet was to stick to American football... now, you want to talk about soccer?
we own fswho, just like we own them in swimming, golf, volleyball, basketball, baseball, heck we beat you at Frisbee.

next, you will try and talk about academics... then I can beat you up on that. UF # 1 in everything baby, you losers don't even have an engineering school (you borrow fmau)
bet you are number one in liberal arts, or my favorite Circus...
is the tent still up in tallahaaaaaseeeeeeee?

Yep, you win buddy. Hey, while we are discussing all of the wonderful things that Gayturd nation has blessed us with, let's not forget this classic...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

Go Gata!!!!

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So, you get to claim Abby. Good for you! So, whatcha got since 2001? Nuttin, oh ok then!

What ya got since...um ever. LOL. And don't forget Erika Tymrak, she's has at least one USWNT goal. Any Nole USWNT goals? Pffffft.

This is fun keep going.

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Yep, you win buddy. Hey, while we are discussing all of the wonderful things that Gayturd nation has blessed us with, let's not forget this classic...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

Go Gata!!!!

go gata indeed... you should not make fun of black people. it is racist and just not nice.
glad to see you show your true good ol boy colors... keep chewing that tobacco your gums are looking healthy

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dude, your best bet was to stick to American football... now, you want to talk about soccer?
we own fswho, just like we own them in swimming, golf, volleyball, basketball, baseball, heck we beat you at Frisbee.

next, you will try and talk about academics... then I can beat you up on that. UF # 1 in everything baby, you losers don't even have an engineering school (you borrow fmau)
bet you are number one in liberal arts, or my favorite Circus...
is the tent still up in tallahaaaaaseeeeeeee?

I totally agree with you on the academics. We are all triple majors in English, Logic, Debate, with minors in Psychology that spent our free time in college on the trapeze. No esoteric sports for us, just watching football.

UF is so far out of FSU's league, I would not even think that UF grads would consider FSU alums competitors. I know those folks at Duke, MIT and Stanford are looking over their shoulders worried about UF poaching their new recruits.

Enough about me, lets get back to soccer and more specifically how the UF program and your association with it relates to FSU in the polls.

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I totally agree with you on the academics. We are all triple majors in English, Logic, Debate, with minors in Psychology that spent our free time in college on the trapeze. No esoteric sports for us, just watching football.

UF is so far out of FSU's league, I would not even think that UF grads would consider FSU alums competitors. I know those folks at Duke, MIT and Stanford are looking over their shoulders worried about UF poaching their new recruits.

Enough about me, lets get back to soccer and more specifically how the UF program and your association with it relates to FSU in the polls.

Can't argue soccer, so you tried something else. Weak sauce.

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I am pretty sure we are winning this one on all the nuanced levels.

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Who's the racist?

go gata indeed... you should not make fun of black people. it is racist and just not nice.
glad to see you show your true good ol boy colors... keep chewing that tobacco your gums are looking healthy

Please enlighten us all Einstein on how posting the link to a publicly available video of a public official giving a speech is racist. I never said a word about black people, you did. Reference to the correlation of race to the idiotic rant in the video was never made. What is being intimated, however, is the direct correlation between the idiot who is ranting, and her beloved alma mater.
Sorry, I know you struggled to follow that. So, in gatorbilly language....
She's an idiot! Not because she's black, but because she's a Gata!!!

Gay Goters!!!!

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I would just like to put in a request for another round of that "CHOMP CHOMP" thing you do. That kills me.

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This is some seriously funny stuff. Is that the exaggerated Gator stereotype or what? Seriously, is the Gator guy really in on this whole thing?

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This is some seriously funny stuff. Is that the exaggerated Gator stereotype or what? Seriously, is the Gator guy really in on this whole thing?

No, that is the accurate Gayturd stereotype, and the crazy Gayturd guy is way too stupid to actually be in on this! He has a "full" degree from UF you know? I think he majored in the economics of jorts with a minor in mullet history.

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Hey fat guy, why don't you loose some weight and relax. You look
like a crazy person out there. Its embarrassing for the rest of us.

He has tried talking to us several times at our club we just pretend to listenand laugh at his so called soccer knowledge. It is the quickest way to get him to leave and why we do not entertain Ecnl. If he is trying to coach his daughter tatical skills we have never seen it from the past work, she is big though. Fat is rather mean why not try rather large or supersized?

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OC boys parents all feel their kid is gonna play MLS. I've watched the last few MLS playoff games.

Unless your 6 foot 3 inches African American and athletic you haven't a chance.

Look at yourself and realize your son is goona be you.

We are want to believe our son is the next star.

Watch a few games and see your reality
Unless your related to coach Heath.
Most all signing this far are athletic African players. Exception is kaka and baby heath.

Reality check! The Best US Players in the World that are playing overseas aren't starting for their teams. These top US players are not in the plans of any European club team. Why you may ask? NOT GOOD ENOUGH..