Super Sports Parent Guide

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The girls too can set themselves apart. When looking to receive a pass the move should be both arms extended, waist level and palms up. But the critical thing to do is to say "Yeah, yeah". It can't be any other words. Say it quickly and repeatedly if needed. By saying these words in this manner it shows others that you aren't just another player on the field, you play club soccer and you receive private training. Even if you mess up the receipt of the pass people won't hold you accountable. You are a club soccer player!

This is too funny. Go to a tournament and the "yeah, yeah" is echoing throughout the fields.

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Unlucky!!!!

Ha. Love this one. No, you sailed it over the goal.

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If your kid says "yeah, yeah" and if you call them by individual number "let's go one-six" you definitively have a car magnet!

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This thread wins talking-soccer. All so very true and hysterical!!! Don’t like to trash talk a kid, but the arm position with the “yeah yeah”- just stop. What trainer is teaching this!!!

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A super sports parent always refers to a kids uniform as a kit. It helps to justify the outrageous cost and frequent replacement. Please make sure to remind your kid to refer to it as a kit and say “yeah yeah”. If he/she does this there is a much greater chance of playing time...even if not deserved. Just make sure you buy as many accessories to the kit as possible: winter jacket, various sweatshirts. All you need to do is polish the car magnet and cut those checks.

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Boys vs girls is different. It just is. Not that boy's youth soccer is great, but there absolutely is more skill. There's the physicality differences of course. Is it the coaching? (some male coaches don't want to coach girls teams). Amount of passion? (I see more boys working on their own vs girls) More opportunities for females in college? )ore parents thinking their kid will get a scholarship vs boys where there is no money so the kids that play really want to play)

parent to both gendered players

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^ oops. Sorry the stupid system wasn't letting me post and I copy/pasted this to the wrong thread.

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^ oops. Sorry the stupid system wasn't letting me post and I copy/pasted this to the wrong thread.

Does your girl say “yeah yeah” when calling for a pass? This would make up for lack of practicing on her own.

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The girls too can set themselves apart. When looking to receive a pass the move should be both arms extended, waist level and palms up. But the critical thing to do is to say "Yeah, yeah". It can't be any other words. Say it quickly and repeatedly if needed. By saying these words in this manner it shows others that you aren't just another player on the field, you play club soccer and you receive private training. Even if you mess up the receipt of the pass people won't hold you accountable. You are a club soccer player!

You also forgot that they must also hop up and down on their toes like they are standing on hot coals. Even when there is no one around them within a 20yd radius.

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As we head into the weekend, if you looking to increase your online presence try out “ Good ball!” It makes you sound like you know what you are talking about and what happens after the ball is kicked doesn’t matter. And get that darn magnet so people know you mean business.

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You need to say "let's go one-six (or whatever your kids number is) as soon as they enter the field'. It loses its luster after the game starts and you don't want to be the second one to say it.

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You need to say "let's go one-six (or whatever your kids number is) as soon as they enter the field'. It loses its luster after the game starts and you don't want to be the second one to say it.

Not sure how this is funny.

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Not sure how this is funny.

You probably fall into lots of cliche traps.

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I’ve been spot checking parking lots today. Car magnets are looking good. Please try to limit other magnets on your car. This will make your devotion to club soccer stand out more. Keep up the great work super sports parents.

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I’ve been spot checking parking lots today. Car magnets are looking good. Please try to limit other magnets on your car. This will make your devotion to club soccer stand out more. Keep up the great work super sports parents.

Girls!! Talk to each other!!!