The Revolution Academy needs to make some changes.

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What? Which countries might these be? 35 players on one soccer team?

Portugal

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What? Which countries might these be? 35 players on one soccer team?

The fantasy "going pro" club these clowns dream of.

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Portugal

That's why Benfica, Porto and Sporting First teams all have foreign players. Great development.

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Last year didn’t have a roster of 22 kids. Playing time is a joke this year.

They’ll cut kids on the plane on the way back from Florida next week

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Portugal

The land of cod and chorizo.

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They’ll cut kids on the plane on the way back from Florida next week

Open up a door and throw all the coaches out.

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That's why Benfica, Porto and Sporting First teams all have foreign players. Great development.

Don’t forget the American players!

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Don’t forget the American players!

Madonna's adopted kid from Malawi or Dom's delusional kid from Newton?

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Madonna's adopted kid from Malawi or Dom's delusional kid from Newton?

To be fair it isn’t the poor kid that’s delusional.

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They’ll cut kids on the plane on the way back from Florida next week

Well at least the families didn't have to pay for the trip, so that's nice

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Open up a door and throw all the coaches out.

That is mean. Much better the boys call a meeting at the airport and say to the coaches, either you stay in Florida or we will.

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The land of cod and chorizo.

Better than tater tots and franks #babyfoodforall

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Charris is a good goalie coach. We wish PO was half as good. Good players sit in the bench while his favorites run around like unathletic headless chickens.

U15s have the same problem 🙈🐓🐓🐓

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Better than tater tots and franks #babyfoodforall

The best is Kale soup, tastes like urine.

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The best is Kale soup, tastes like urine.

I have no idea what urine tastes like, how do you know? #babyhabits