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Like NO friggin’ way could I have predicted what would happen today at lunch. Will Roosevelt came by MY Locker today! Well what I thought was going to be MY locker and only mine. Our locker was open and I was getting my folder out for Block and there he was, “Mr. Perfecto”, Will Roosevelt. He looked straight through me and didn’t even acknowledge my existence! I finally moved my head back as they were talking and twitched both my eyebrows sharply upwards as if to say “HELLO” Dude?! He literally eked out a meek “Hi Hazel” and then HE started talking to Batzelford about their math class that apparently they have together. Laughing, snickering and commiserating about the teacher. I guess the teacher was talking about math in ‘nature’ and something about a SNAIL and a logarithmic spiral. I thought I was the only kid who knew about the logarithmic spiral cause my Dad is really a super nerd and spent an hour once at Cape Kiwanda talking to us about the logarithmic spiral in some prehistoric looking snail shell my brother found on the beach. There is some kind of cream beer that he likes near that beach and I think he might have been drinking that day. Hes not an alcoholic Ok! so I wont have that drama in my life thank God, but drinking a beer does open him up a little bit in some interesting ways sometimes.
Ok I digress. Anyway, so I am now for sure positive that Will has taken a liking to Batzelford which is like an ULTIMATE DISS to my self esteem. He looked straight through me and didn’t even acknowledge my existence (OK I know I said that already) and continued to talk with the BAT. Oooohh I do like that nickname! Especially with her batty little sharp teeth! OMG perfect. And Will is NOT ALL THAT anyway. His AXE shampoo is SO friggin' obvious! My brother uses that and it literally stinks up the whole HOUSE! So friggin’ odiferous if that is even a word. And the ‘GREEN NEWS’ magazine and a friggin’ WATERMELON JUUL is sitting in the locker its such a nightmare! Did you know the JUUL package says "WELLNESS POD"!!!!! – a friggin joke – they are LITERALLY killing KIDS, right!?
DA Boys is really going downhill. I heard they’re losing players to football now. Lanny and Winston Matthews both quit and are playing JV. And Will was wearing his EMIRATES jersey again AS IF- Literally Pathetic!
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I had a free block and I saw Matty Suarez! Shes playing in ECNL and was on my team like 2 years ago before the stupid age split thing. We hugged and then talked in the quad and I found out she was thinking about DA for next year! It took a little to get that from her but me and her always got along. We both played mid field back then. I was defensive and she was up. She told me NOT to tell anyone about the DA possibility so I have to keep my lips SEALED. WHO knows still she might have been buttering me up to get something out of me but I really don’t think so. Matty said Her Dad HATES the DA because he wanted to let Matty play high school and get to have that experience. My Dad Herm is pretty cool about DA. He says parents who argue and cry about the DA and ECNL teams especially literally never played sports at a high level. Dad should know cause he played Varsity Baseball at Purdue for all 4 years and said the parents had nothing to do with any coach decisions and didn't put out any 'crapola' online for people to get upset about.
Anyway, Before Matty went off to History class she brought me to her locker and pulled out, guess what ? Nutella GO! And gave me one! I couldn’t believe it – maybe it’s a sign my luck is changing again! Matty was actually the one who got me into Nutella because of the Hazel – nut. That’s whats she called me sometimes but its not on Instagram or Snap - I don’t want that getting out HERE! Life is hard enough without a sucky nickname in high school.
Matty got hELLA tall – I haven’t seen her since she went to ECNL and I went to DA. We’re like in totally different galaxies. I’m into galaxies now because my Dad watched Neil Degrasse Tyson and hes really rad on astronomy. "Its so COSMIC" is what I have started to say but it hasn’t caught on yet with my friends. Of course Matty had the DUMB team shirt on today because they are playing tonight - there are cheesy POSTERs all over the hallways too. AGAIN! Twice a week during the week and they have their weekends FREE to hangout. I’ve stopped caring super super much because I actually like playing on Saturday a lot. Soccer and Saturday go together!
I’m literally NOT worrying about who starts on Saturday against the Miners :). My Dad was right and said whatever happens hes behind me 100% and if someone isn’t picked they have to work on their game is all.
I’m gonna try back heel today at practice! Coach is gonna hate it if I fail but so what! I do not care after today. I will pick the right moment. The future is mine.
Ok I digress. Anyway, so I am now for sure positive that Will has taken a liking to Batzelford which is like an ULTIMATE DISS to my self esteem. He looked straight through me and didn’t even acknowledge my existence (OK I know I said that already) and continued to talk with the BAT. Oooohh I do like that nickname! Especially with her batty little sharp teeth! OMG perfect. And Will is NOT ALL THAT anyway. His AXE shampoo is SO friggin' obvious! My brother uses that and it literally stinks up the whole HOUSE! So friggin’ odiferous if that is even a word. And the ‘GREEN NEWS’ magazine and a friggin’ WATERMELON JUUL is sitting in the locker its such a nightmare! Did you know the JUUL package says "WELLNESS POD"!!!!! – a friggin joke – they are LITERALLY killing KIDS, right!?
DA Boys is really going downhill. I heard they’re losing players to football now. Lanny and Winston Matthews both quit and are playing JV. And Will was wearing his EMIRATES jersey again AS IF- Literally Pathetic!
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I had a free block and I saw Matty Suarez! Shes playing in ECNL and was on my team like 2 years ago before the stupid age split thing. We hugged and then talked in the quad and I found out she was thinking about DA for next year! It took a little to get that from her but me and her always got along. We both played mid field back then. I was defensive and she was up. She told me NOT to tell anyone about the DA possibility so I have to keep my lips SEALED. WHO knows still she might have been buttering me up to get something out of me but I really don’t think so. Matty said Her Dad HATES the DA because he wanted to let Matty play high school and get to have that experience. My Dad Herm is pretty cool about DA. He says parents who argue and cry about the DA and ECNL teams especially literally never played sports at a high level. Dad should know cause he played Varsity Baseball at Purdue for all 4 years and said the parents had nothing to do with any coach decisions and didn't put out any 'crapola' online for people to get upset about.
Anyway, Before Matty went off to History class she brought me to her locker and pulled out, guess what ? Nutella GO! And gave me one! I couldn’t believe it – maybe it’s a sign my luck is changing again! Matty was actually the one who got me into Nutella because of the Hazel – nut. That’s whats she called me sometimes but its not on Instagram or Snap - I don’t want that getting out HERE! Life is hard enough without a sucky nickname in high school.
Matty got hELLA tall – I haven’t seen her since she went to ECNL and I went to DA. We’re like in totally different galaxies. I’m into galaxies now because my Dad watched Neil Degrasse Tyson and hes really rad on astronomy. "Its so COSMIC" is what I have started to say but it hasn’t caught on yet with my friends. Of course Matty had the DUMB team shirt on today because they are playing tonight - there are cheesy POSTERs all over the hallways too. AGAIN! Twice a week during the week and they have their weekends FREE to hangout. I’ve stopped caring super super much because I actually like playing on Saturday a lot. Soccer and Saturday go together!
I’m literally NOT worrying about who starts on Saturday against the Miners :). My Dad was right and said whatever happens hes behind me 100% and if someone isn’t picked they have to work on their game is all.
I’m gonna try back heel today at practice! Coach is gonna hate it if I fail but so what! I do not care after today. I will pick the right moment. The future is mine.
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