Girls Soccer: Got crazy?

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When I see your goofy ***** in that timbers jacket today I'm gonna be snickering to myself. What a tool you are. Stop wearing the gear- you're not on the team. Pick up a North Face for goodness sakes.

Sounds like we will both be snickering to ourselves. You towards my sweat jacket, me towards your football fat rolls. I guess we are even... if you want to believe that. All good pal.

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"Look no further than the Timbers Dads who wear those ridiculous sleeping bag sized green Timbers jackets every damn day of their lives."

Maybe the greatest one line ever uttered on this ridiculous site.

I have season tickets for the Timbers, but few things are as entertaining as the fat, unathletic, balding dads dressed like they are a Timbers assistant coach prowling the sidelines at some meaningless youth game barking about nothing.

Seriously, do you also dress like a college basketball coach in a suit, tie and tennis shoes when you show up for your kid's youth basketball games? Man, I sure hope so.

Whatever you do, please don't stop. In fact, you should double down and where that clown outfit everywhere (work, dinner meetings, the pool, golf course...).

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"Look no further than the Timbers Dads who wear those ridiculous sleeping bag sized green Timbers jackets every damn day of their lives."

Maybe the greatest one line ever uttered on this ridiculous site.

I have season tickets for the Timbers, but few things are as entertaining as the fat, unathletic, balding dads dressed like they are a Timbers assistant coach prowling the sidelines at some meaningless youth game barking about nothing.

Seriously, do you also dress like a college basketball coach in a suit, tie and tennis shoes when you show up for your kid's youth basketball games? Man, I sure hope so.

Whatever you do, please don't stop. In fact, you should double down and where that clown outfit everywhere (work, dinner meetings, the pool, golf course...).

That was my line and thanks for the compliment but this doozy almost knocked my out of my chair in laughter . . .

"Seriously, do you also dress like a college basketball coach in a suit, tie and tennis shoes when you show up for your kid's youth basketball games?"

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Sounds like we will both be snickering to ourselves. You towards my sweat jacket, me towards your football fat rolls. I guess we are even... if you want to believe that. All good pal.

and to you sir I say, I may be fat but your a goof in a Timbers sleeping bag and I can lose weight.

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That was my line and thanks for the compliment but this doozy almost knocked my out of my chair in laughter . . .

"Seriously, do you also dress like a college basketball coach in a suit, tie and tennis shoes when you show up for your kid's youth basketball games?"

You do realize that it's obvious to everyone that you are responding back and forth to yourself. It's pretty obvious given that no one, and I mean no one, would consider you funny... Let alone knocked out of your chair in laughter.

A new low even for fat football uck. Are you embarrassed? Next is where you deny responding to yourself. Lol.

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The best athletes are playing football. There a millions of smaller football players that never sniff d1 or d2 level. I would bet big money they are faster, quicker and can jump higher than the socccer players in the usa. I played football, ran a sub 5 minute mile and could run a 4.6 40. One shove on one of those soccer players and they would be eating dirt. Plus there's not one black kid from the hood on a soccer field. No doubt if there were, they would dominate, just like they do in football and hoops. Sad but true.

Bingo! Until the US idolizes soccer for boys like we do football, basketball & baseball AND make it accessible to lower income urban kids, soccer simply won't have the top athletes in the country because they'll be playing other sports.

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Bingo! Until the US idolizes soccer for boys like we do football, basketball & baseball AND make it accessible to lower income urban kids, soccer simply won't have the top athletes in the country because they'll be playing other sports.

And the best girl soccer players are lesbians. And that's fine, I have several friends that are lesbians. No problem there.

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You do realize that it's obvious to everyone that you are responding back and forth to yourself. It's pretty obvious given that no one, and I mean no one, would consider you funny... Let alone knocked out of your chair in laughter.

A new low even for fat football uck. Are you embarrassed? Next is where you deny responding to yourself. Lol.

Shut your mouth Timbers nerd we've heard all we need to hear from you. Go back to coaching your semi-athletic son and his friends

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Shut your mouth Timbers nerd we've heard all we need to hear from you. Go back to coaching your semi-athletic son and his friends

F off fat football uck. And stop responding to yourself with compliments. That's what d bags do. Fat, unathletic and a d bag. Total bummer for you. Not sure where you go from here.

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F off fat football uck. And stop responding to yourself with compliments. That's what d bags do. Fat, unathletic and a d bag. Total bummer for you. Not sure where you go from here.

Man I struck a nerve with Timbers dork. . . Mic drop