What is with these names?

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tomsucksium…that is why he clings so desperately to usclubium, and the newly discovered but not truly understood ECNLIUM

Better known as Portlandloosealotium. Combine that with two oxygen atoms and the resultant compound is "by alotium". The parents will still say it's a great experience.

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Better known as Portlandloosealotium. Combine that with two oxygen atoms and the resultant compound is "by alotium". The parents will still say it's a great experience.

and unfortunately there is a loud subgroup that believes the solution is "closeyoureyescallyourselfeliteandspendyourselfint obankruptcium".

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Timbers Alliance teams colors or names & colors but the colors aren't even in sync. Some clubs use Red for the A team Black for the B team and another TA club is reversed. White is mixed in there too but probably not always the C team. Maybe they do that so when you go to a crappy tourney, you don't realize you're playing B & C teams.

Eastside had team names before Jim Rilatt. He made everyone give up their team names and go to colors for team names. Now that he is gone, the club is going back to team names. Some of the previous team names have been changed due to Nike vs. adidas affiliations.

Eastside Timbers teams are now:
1st team: Eastside Timbers 00G Madrid
2nd team: Eastside Timbers 00G St. Etienne
3rd team: Eastside Timbers 00G Real Sociedad