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**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 10:05 AM

no idiot

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 10:39 AM

We fuel them up with candy bars.

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 11:17 AM

Best thing...

Hook em up to an IV of caffeine. That will get em going.

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 01:09 PM

Rock Star and Jelly Beans 30 minutes before you arrive at the field. Make sure to bring a blankey and pillow for the ride home and set the child safety lock on the back door.

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 01:11 PM

I starve mine before the game, then tell them that they can't eat unless they win.

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 01:44 PM

Heres a tip: have your kid remove his shin guards and use a ham steak instead? I heard someone suggest this. Not sure if thats wise to try. In my estimation, Ham is better in your tummy than next to a shin bone, juz saying.

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

I starve mine before the game, then tell them that they can't eat unless they win.

That is wrong. Bad parent! No! Bad parent!

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Heres a tip: have your kid remove his shin guards and use a ham steak instead? I heard someone suggest this. Not sure if thats wise to try. In my estimation, Ham is better in your tummy than next to a shin bone, juz saying.

Attempt at humor - fail.

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Attempt at humor - fail.

Ham critics. Awesome.

**Unregistered** · 10-15-2013, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Question. Is ham the perfect fuel food for my young soccer prodigy?

My DD prefers bacon but it's pork so I think you'll be ok. If you begin to notice diminished stamina, it's always a good idea to try some beef jerky intervals.