Tryout time!

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UPDX just opened sign ups for try outs. It’s Mar 9th. ***

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Tells you all you need to know

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Tells you all you need to know

You’re right!!! If you follow all of the steps in their announcement, then you will have all the info you need for tryouts.

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You’re right!!! If you follow all of the steps in their announcement, then you will have all the info you need for tryouts.

I’m too old to play

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You’re right!!! If you follow all of the steps in their announcement, then you will have all the info you need for tryouts.

Fukcing hell it’s March. Maybe with the signup you’ll also get an “opportunity” to sign up for their gala! Go rub shoulders with MZ! It’s was mid April last year. What’s next? Congrats you made a team at UPDX (not that we’re going to tell you which one yet), would you like to sign up now for next years tryouts?

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Fukcing hell it’s March. Maybe with the signup you’ll also get an “opportunity” to sign up for their gala! Go rub shoulders with MZ! It’s was mid April last year. What’s next? Congrats you made a team at UPDX (not that we’re going to tell you which one yet), would you like to sign up now for next years tryouts?

Don’t spill the beans.

let the suckers get separated from their money

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Fukcing hell it’s March. Maybe with the signup you’ll also get an “opportunity” to sign up for their gala! Go rub shoulders with MZ! It’s was mid April last year. What’s next? Congrats you made a team at UPDX (not that we’re going to tell you which one yet), would you like to sign up now for next years tryouts?

Hahahahaha a grown adult is butt-hurt that a youth soccer club has simply just announced that the registration portal is open for tryouts.

Literally, all updx has to do is say anything at all, and the scared ones like yourself always show themselves. Like clockwork.

I’m going to repeat myself one time, you are butt-hurt about an ANNOUNCEMENT for a registration portal that’s open for future tryouts in May? Thank god I’m not your son or player, I’d be miserable.

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Hahahahaha a grown adult is butt-hurt that a youth soccer club has simply just announced that the registration portal is open for tryouts.

Literally, all updx has to do is say anything at all, and the scared ones like yourself always show themselves. Like clockwork.

I’m going to repeat myself one time, you are butt-hurt about an ANNOUNCEMENT for a registration portal that’s open for future tryouts in May? Thank god I’m not your son or player, I’d be miserable.

I’m embarrassed for you kids that you are not smart enough to see the con.

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I’m embarrassed for you kids that you are not smart enough to see the con.

current/former B team parent or player. Guaranteed. Misery loves company here.

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current/former B team parent or player. Guaranteed. Misery loves company here.

Neither of my kids would ever put on that kit. Sorry to disappoint you. There are many of us that can see through the bs and won’t touch it with a 20ft pole. I’m sorry you can’t though.

You are 1st team/ A team until you aren’t. Just remember that

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Neither of my kids would ever put on that kit. Sorry to disappoint you. There are many of us that can see through the bs and won’t touch it with a 20ft pole. I’m sorry you can’t though.

You are 1st team/ A team until you aren’t. Just remember that

Ding ding ding, we have an admission. Finally admitting that you’re a grown man on here who is butt hurt about another club. A club that you admittedly don’t even have a personal relationship with. You’re just Hater simply to hate lol I would respect the commitment to hating if you weren’t a grown man with multiple kids.

Feel sorry for your kids, why don’t you go give them a kiss on the forehead while they’re sleeping right now, instead of typing anonymously here? Or go have a drink and unwind (actually now that I think about it, you’re probably doing that right now is why you’re on here, so on second thought, don’t do that).

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You are 1st team/ A team until you aren’t. Just remember that

No **** lol it’s called competition.

you really thought you were saying something with this sentence.

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Fukcing hell it’s March. Maybe with the signup you’ll also get an “opportunity” to sign up for their gala! Go rub shoulders with MZ! It’s was mid April last year. What’s next? Congrats you made a team at UPDX (not that we’re going to tell you which one yet), would you like to sign up now for next years tryouts?

Shut up dweeb. No wonder your wife won’t sleep with you. Look at this pathetic comment. You’re stalking all of the UPDX social media posts and envious of their every move. Hope your kids don’t find out their dad is a loser.

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Shut up dweeb. No wonder your wife won’t sleep with you. Look at this pathetic comment. You’re stalking all of the UPDX social media posts and envious of their every move. Hope your kids don’t find out their dad is a loser.

Go to sleep MZ

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Go to sleep MZ

This isn’t MZ but why does this person live rent free in your head?