OCYS Consolidated Thread

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Anyone from South Florida is hispanic, in the country illegally and can't speak english properly. Anyone from North Florida is a redneck and is probably married to their sister.

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10 - claim you have technology that allows you to see someone's IP address

Somehow they did this over on the Space Coast thread. Two trolls busted.

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Somehow they did this over on the Space Coast thread. Two trolls busted.

I'm calling BS. Someone would post the link.

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I'm calling BS. Someone would post the link.

Agreed. And TS wouldn't exist anymore.

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10. inject Celtic into every thread. Use the phrase Daddy Coach liberally too.

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10. inject Celtic into every thread. Use the phrase Daddy Coach liberally too.

You forgot that you must include the term "boot and scoot" or "kick and chase" whenever talking about Celtic.

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6 – Regardless of how it starts out, any post about a club / team / coach / tournament / league is really an invitation to criticize everything about it. Use it. When others attack yours, it’s because their kid was cut and they are a stalker.

Priceless and spot on. Every club has a stalker/troll whose kid got cut and the helicopter parent can't take it.

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I'm calling BS. Someone would post the link.

Not sure about the details for TS, but many forums allow moderators to see IP addresses for posters. It really doesn't help as it can't be tracked past the ISP. It allowed the moderator to ban an incoming IP address. If they ban the username, a person would just create another.

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Orlando City Cup

Any idea when the schedule will be posted?

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It is posted.....

Orlando City vs Orlando City

Repeat for every age group

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[QUOTE=Unregistered;1660189]It is posted.....

Orlando City vs Orlando City

There are a plurality of teams from OCYS as to be expected. It's the OCYS event and they have a lot of teams. That being said there are some age groups with a lot of non-OCYS teams - U11,13,15, U16 boys, girls U13-17.

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10 is to never admit to anyone that you read TS!

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10 is to never admit to anyone that you read TS!

Good #10. Or that addicted.

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10 is to never admit to anyone that you read TS!

The first rule of TS is: You do not talk about TS. The second rule of TS is: You do not talk about TS...

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*Eleven because, hey, this is more important than religion

1 – Look for any opportunity to JUDGE other posters. ANY! They are horrible helicopter parents living vicariously through little Mia / Lionel and they need your words of wisdom. Even a single, passing comment is insight enough for you to assume the worst and tee off.

2 – In any debate, always assume the other poster is a guy, and then insult his wife. She is fat AND slutty.

3 – If anyone says anything that could pass as bragging about their kids’ team’s success, attack. Look for any basis to conclude the poster’s kid/team/club is worse than yours and then capitalize on it.

4 – Start a new thread on the exact same topic as a popular thread, You can be important and live forever.

5 – If no one else supports you in a debate, no problem. Just act like you are someone else and post all the support you need. Better yet, be like the Smiths in the Matrix and get a lot of support from the TS community. But do keep your sh*t straight.

6 – Regardless of how it starts out, any post about a club / team / coach / tournament / league is really an invitation to criticize everything about it. Use it. When others attack yours, it’s because their kid was cut and they are a stalker.

7 – Remember you can ALWAYS accuse the other poster of being a loser in all aspects of life, especially income and spouse. Unlike you, who is rich and successful with a hot wife.

8 – If you kid is in ODP, DA, PDP, ECNL, etc, it is because they are amazing. If not, then those programs are just money grabs that have suckered in all the morons.

9 – If your kid was born August to December, the new calendar age group system will destroy club soccer as we know it. Seniors in HS will die from wasted talent. If January to July, your kid will finally dominate once all those age cheaters move on.

10 – Umm, need a little help here.

11 - Never, ever disclose who you are or anything about yourself, especially not what team your kid plays on. What a nightmare to held accountable.

10. Whenever possible, you must draw comparisons between the play of U14 girls and adult European superstars (especially Messi, Renaldo and Ibrahimović) to show your knowledge of "real" soccer.