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So fat that the cruise ship rose two feet in the water the second he walked off of it. -
So fat that every time he lays down at the beach, a horde quickly arrives and tries to roll him back into the water.Originally posted by Unregistered View PostComment
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So fat he hasn't been able to look down and see his toes since he was 10.Originally posted by Unregistered View PostComment
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So fat his height and width measurements are the same.Originally posted by Unregistered View PostComment
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He's so fat that when he cuts a fart it's weeks before you here it!Comment
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What is a soccer ball anyway face it Americans pull your kids out of soccer and play baseball,football,basket ball,bowling,lacrosse,track and field,flag football,fishing,go cart racing,surfing,dance,golf,and what ever else just stop playing soccer across the board. No more soccer in America we have no skill we are Americans we cannot play this game give it up it is a waist of time move on. Do you think your kids going to make it laughable move on!Comment
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You cannot play this game without passion heck you cannot live in America without passion!Comment
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He has to grease the bathtub just to flip over and even then ONE drop of water is overflowing.Comment
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My Keeper is too slow
What do you do when you have an older keeper that has a fat *****, and is so slow? The mouth of the keeper is as big as the *****, and that is always a problem too! The big ***** mouth gets the big ***** keeper into trouble with the referees!Comment
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Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
LOL, yes, we know of a few keepers like this! They are all huff and puff, and get the red card to throw them out!Comment
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Yes, funny.....see the passion in the keeper tonight to play high school and his head is as big as his a--! Mouth real big too as police take report of big mouth, big head, and big slow a-- keeper!!!Comment
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This can't be the same keeper that was demoted after playing," King C," for so many years...is it?Comment
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Ha! Ha! Ha!....second keeper for FC (Fat Children); the name holds truth!Comment
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Yes, at U18.....
Fat Boy, Fat Boy, watcha you gonna do if you roll and someone falls on you??
Fat Boy screams, "Ref....I'm hurt, I'm wriggling in pain, and ref, it's all his fault!"
Go Fat Boy Go! FC all the way!Comment
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