Can someone help out? I'm looking for a club for my 2009 in the Tinton Falls area.
We are looking for a club where the coach berates the players. (That's the only way to build them up as players.)
We are looking for a club that goes to showcases to lose every game, prefibly one that has them flighted way to high. (Only way these kids improve is if they are challenged.)
We are looking for a club where there's a divide amongst the girls. Maybe where some girls are spys for the coach. (Thats the only way girls can be on their best behavior.)
We are looking for a club that doesn't have their own fields, prefibly one that rents them. (If you rent them, you don't need to maintain them.)
We are looking for a club that only plays certain kids, rather than ones that deserve it. (Kids need to learn not everything in life is fair.)
We are looking for a club where the parents constantly post about how great the team is, regardless of actual success. (Hype is almost as important as actual skill.)
We are looking for a club where the parents do as they want, ie: posting silly things on message boards. (The coach doesn't have time for such nonsense, he has game lesson plans he doesn't need to get to.)
We are looking for a club that requires us to take our daughter to outside trainings to keep up with other kids. (We have a ton of money to waste. Nothing better than spending $3000 for a team then another $2000 for outside trainings.)
We are looking for a club where the coach played professional but was kicked off every team he ever played for and made league minimum. (Perfect for the "been there, done that" angle for the girls.)
We are looking for a club thay has a carnival of fun daybof some sort thay we could attend, but requires us to pay for food and beverages. (As if the $3000 tuition wasn't enough, we'd love to pay for a event celebrating us!)
If anyone knows of a club, please let us know.
Thanks in advance,
Martin Klinger
We are looking for a club where the coach berates the players. (That's the only way to build them up as players.)
We are looking for a club that goes to showcases to lose every game, prefibly one that has them flighted way to high. (Only way these kids improve is if they are challenged.)
We are looking for a club where there's a divide amongst the girls. Maybe where some girls are spys for the coach. (Thats the only way girls can be on their best behavior.)
We are looking for a club that doesn't have their own fields, prefibly one that rents them. (If you rent them, you don't need to maintain them.)
We are looking for a club that only plays certain kids, rather than ones that deserve it. (Kids need to learn not everything in life is fair.)
We are looking for a club where the parents constantly post about how great the team is, regardless of actual success. (Hype is almost as important as actual skill.)
We are looking for a club where the parents do as they want, ie: posting silly things on message boards. (The coach doesn't have time for such nonsense, he has game lesson plans he doesn't need to get to.)
We are looking for a club that requires us to take our daughter to outside trainings to keep up with other kids. (We have a ton of money to waste. Nothing better than spending $3000 for a team then another $2000 for outside trainings.)
We are looking for a club where the coach played professional but was kicked off every team he ever played for and made league minimum. (Perfect for the "been there, done that" angle for the girls.)
We are looking for a club thay has a carnival of fun daybof some sort thay we could attend, but requires us to pay for food and beverages. (As if the $3000 tuition wasn't enough, we'd love to pay for a event celebrating us!)
If anyone knows of a club, please let us know.
Thanks in advance,
Martin Klinger
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