Alexis Lalas is a useless, smarmy tool

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Do we really have to put up with a month of this self absorbed dolt?

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Do we really have to put up with a month of this self absorbed dolt?

Those who can’t, commentate.

Plus, he absolutely hates Liverpool

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Everyone was complaining about him four years ago, and he's still there.

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I don't listen to him. I change to food network when he is on.

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I don't listen to him. I change to food network when he is on.

mute is a magical button

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Hello, I'm Alexi Lalas, I'll be telling you everything that you already know.

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mute is a magical button

Usually soccer commentators are colorful and interesting so I don't want to mute them all. Come up with a mute La lass button and I will pay handsomely for it.

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Usually soccer commentators are colorful and interesting so I don't want to mute them all. Come up with a mute La lass button and I will pay handsomely for it.

Or make his voice sound like he's been sucking helium. The humor might make him tolerable.

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Or make his voice sound like he's been sucking helium. The humor might make him tolerable.

Still not as bad as Gus Johnson, but all match commentators on Fox are horrible, with JP Dellacamera leading the way.
Far too much talking

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Yup they are all bad and he's especially terrible.

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[QUOTE=Unregistered;2289958]Do we really have to put up with a month of this self absorbed dolt?[/QUOTE
Best defender to wear the stars and strips a true patriot. His passion and wisdom are without question. The US could build a true WC team around him to this day. All hail the ginger boss.

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Best defender to wear the stars and strips a true patriot. His passion and wisdom are without question. The US could build a true WC team around him to this day. All hail the ginger boss.

Thanks for stopping by, Alexi. We'll see how many people agree with you.

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Lalas sucks!

Alexi Lalas is at his best when he doesn't say anything, but just sits there looking smug.

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Breathing some life into a dead post/forum I see. Problem is that it still has validity. Like him but agreed he is way too smug for what he accomplished (or didn't).

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Breathing some life into a dead post/forum I see. Problem is that it still has validity. Like him but agreed he is way too smug for what he accomplished (or didn't).

One of the few Americans who do not always patronize Ellis and the WNT.