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Chill out dad. If you want her to play meaningful games, try out for a better team.
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glad to see that all Mass. clubs play each other. We have a lost 2010 parent on an older thread so needed to bring him back home. Good luck to all 210 teams this spring!
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Since someone wants to start up the 2010 thread again, lets get into some predictions for the spring:
-Stars Blue plays mediocre soccer throughout the Spring, including losses to local Impact teams, who clearly had the true best players in the state after all, in the preseason tournaments. Drops out of National contention and replaces entire roster with Select and Impact players for next fall.
-Stars White plays 10 tournaments in the Spring. Tells everyone that they won them all regardless of actual record or technically being a showcase. Doesn't tell that they played in lower levels of the showcases/tournaments. By seasons end SM is held accountable for his verbal abuses and is relegated to coaching regional league teams - same punishment that JB faced before he was let go.
-Scorpions makes deals with Bayside. Brings in 15 new players. Rotates which group shows up for each weekend's games. Neither group wins a single match. Club as a whole is put on ECNL probation and enters negotiations to be purchased by NEFC so that NEFC can enter the ECNL
-NEFC benefits from their nice indoor facilities with proper bathrooms and dominates the NE GA conference. Makes an undefeated run through the GA champions league. Celebrates wildly before realizing that their opposition were town level hacks and no college coaches were in attendance, which leads them to purchase Scorpions as noted above.
-SSS gives up any pretense of trying to develop players and plays an unprecedented 9-0-1 formation. Pays off in wild success as they move up to second in the NE GA conference. Hopes of national playoff run are dashed when entire team falls ill from unsanitary bathroom conditions at SSS's facilities. Loses players #2 through 6 to Stars Blue for next fall. Striker turns pro after scoring a thousand goals in the new formation.
-Bolts win National NPL title. Nobody notices.
-Liverpool dad's are all hit with restraining orders that prevent them from approaching soccer fields in MA. Brawls and arguments now occur in the parking lots rather than on the fields.
-Juventus players are required to Venmo field and ref fees into an escrow account 48 hours prior to all games.
-Surf enters State Cup with the sole intention of qualifying for the finals and forfeiting so that they are not forced to travel to a tournament out of state.
-All other clubs are bought by 3 Step
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Originally posted by Guest View PostSince someone wants to start up the 2010 thread again, lets get into some predictions for the spring:
-Stars Blue plays mediocre soccer throughout the Spring, including losses to local Impact teams, who clearly had the true best players in the state after all, in the preseason tournaments. Drops out of National contention and replaces entire roster with Select and Impact players for next fall.
-Stars White plays 10 tournaments in the Spring. Tells everyone that they won them all regardless of actual record or technically being a showcase. Doesn't tell that they played in lower levels of the showcases/tournaments. By seasons end SM is held accountable for his verbal abuses and is relegated to coaching regional league teams - same punishment that JB faced before he was let go.
-Scorpions makes deals with Bayside. Brings in 15 new players. Rotates which group shows up for each weekend's games. Neither group wins a single match. Club as a whole is put on ECNL probation and enters negotiations to be purchased by NEFC so that NEFC can enter the ECNL
-NEFC benefits from their nice indoor facilities with proper bathrooms and dominates the NE GA conference. Makes an undefeated run through the GA champions league. Celebrates wildly before realizing that their opposition were town level hacks and no college coaches were in attendance, which leads them to purchase Scorpions as noted above.
-SSS gives up any pretense of trying to develop players and plays an unprecedented 9-0-1 formation. Pays off in wild success as they move up to second in the NE GA conference. Hopes of national playoff run are dashed when entire team falls ill from unsanitary bathroom conditions at SSS's facilities. Loses players #2 through 6 to Stars Blue for next fall. Striker turns pro after scoring a thousand goals in the new formation.
-Bolts win National NPL title. Nobody notices.
-Liverpool dad's are all hit with restraining orders that prevent them from approaching soccer fields in MA. Brawls and arguments now occur in the parking lots rather than on the fields.
-Juventus players are required to Venmo field and ref fees into an escrow account 48 hours prior to all games.
-Surf enters State Cup with the sole intention of qualifying for the finals and forfeiting so that they are not forced to travel to a tournament out of state.
-All other clubs are bought by 3 Step
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Scorpions/Bayside is spot on. I heard it's already in the works. What league with Scorpions be in when they lose ECNL to NEFC?
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