You might be an over the top soccer parent if.......?

Please add your suggestions

If you club jump your U10 child after a sub .500 fall season :D

You can't wait to post the latest rumor about a 12 year old to this web site

How your kid is going to school everyone this spring

......you feel it is your duty to "work the refs" from the parents sidelines during the games

you keep refreshing your browser to see the latest posts on the forum.. :oops: :oops:

By the time you get to U18 your child has 8 different club uniforms

you find yourself yelling at or talking to players from the opposing team during a game.

Stuff like - "You can't push, number 10" " Hey how do you like it when it happens to you"

Even worse is yelling at players on your own childs team who make mistakes.

Stuff like "Timmy - Eric was open you gotta get him the ball" (Usually said when Eric is your child)

You check the ballot when you vote today to see who the the candidates for FSM (First Soccer Mom) are in your district

Your child plays on 3 or more teams

Your child doesn't want anything to do with you when they are old enough to make their own choices.

Your child has the audacity to choose baseball or football after you have "invested" so much in his soccer "career".

When multiple family members show up at the kids game and they are all outfitted with your Club's team jackets

You drag your giggling 4-year old child away from Sponge Bob to the practice field in order to work on their "first touch."

Bring a clip board to ODP practice and rate how good / bad the 12 year old players are.