STA DA ID sessions

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Haha “National Championship”....you would have no chance to compete for a real NC like ECNL keep dreaming

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Pretty sad that you have to attack other clubs, MF is a quality product and the results speak for themselves. Probably jealous you cannot and will never have ECNL.

Just think about what you just said. You think someone is jealous because your kid wheres the ECNL badge. Which means you believe there is more importance in the badge then a quality program. They have you sold just the way they get all of the other parents.

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Agreed MF is a marketing machine more than a soccer development academy. STA produces players, MF produces $!

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Agreed MF is a marketing machine more than a soccer development academy. STA produces players, MF produces $!

This is true but things are starting to change at STA and not in a good way. Unfortunately Newman and Bucci are cut from the same cloth.

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Newman???

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Newman???

Yes, the owner

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This is true but things are starting to change at STA and not in a good way. Unfortunately Newman and Bucci are cut from the same cloth.

[Newman's Apartment}

Newman sits on his couch. He's using an old mechanical adding machine

and a pad to work on permutations for the 'Michigan deposit bottle scam'. There

are spools of used paper from the adding machine all over the table and maps of

the northeastern states of the US pinned up on the wall. He taps out a

series of number, pulls the handle and reads the result, then looks at what he's

written on his pad.

NEWMAN: Damn!

Frustrated, he sits back. He notices a framed photograph of his mother.

A thought occurs.

NEWMAN (V.O.): Oh, Mother's Day. (inspiration strikes) Wait a second.

Mother's Day?!

He starts typing figures into the adding machine rapidly. He mouths

numbers to himself, shrugging as he makes estimates. When he finishes he tears the

paper strip from the machine, compares it to figures on his pad.

NEWMAN: (triumphant) Yessss!

In celebration he swigs from a bottle of soda.

NEWMAN: Ahaha!



[Hallway]

Newman hurries up to Kramer's door and hammers on it with his fist. He

waits a few seconds, then impatiently hammers agin.

NEWMAN: Come on Kramer!

The door opens to reveal Kramer midway through a shave, holding a

razor, with

foam on his face.

KRAMER: Wha...?

NEWMAN: It's the truck, Kramer. The truck!

KRAMER: Look, Newman, I told you to let this thing go.

NEWMAN: No, no, no, no no. Listen to me. Most days, the post office

sends one truckload of mail to the second domestic regional sorting facility in

Sagenaw, Michigan.

KRAMER: (interested) Uh-huh.

NEWMAN: But, on the week before holidays, we see a surge. On

alentine's Day, we send two trucks. On Christmas, four, packed to the brim. And tomorrow,

if history is any guide, will see some spillover into a fifth truck.

KRAMER: (realisation) Mother's Day.

NEWMAN: The mother of all mail days. And guess who signed up for the

truck.

KRAMER: A free truck? Oh boy, that completely changes our cost

structure. Our G and A goes down fifty percent.

NEWMAN: (excited) We carry a coupla bags of mail, and the rest is ours!

KRAMER: Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!

NEWMAN: (triumph) Let the collecting begin!

They embrace joyfully.

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[Newman's Apartment}

Newman sits on his couch. He's using an old mechanical adding machine

and a pad to work on permutations for the 'Michigan deposit bottle scam'. There

are spools of used paper from the adding machine all over the table and maps of

the northeastern states of the US pinned up on the wall. He taps out a

series of number, pulls the handle and reads the result, then looks at what he's

written on his pad.

NEWMAN: Damn!

Frustrated, he sits back. He notices a framed photograph of his mother.

A thought occurs.

NEWMAN (V.O.): Oh, Mother's Day. (inspiration strikes) Wait a second.

Mother's Day?!

He starts typing figures into the adding machine rapidly. He mouths

numbers to himself, shrugging as he makes estimates. When he finishes he tears the

paper strip from the machine, compares it to figures on his pad.

NEWMAN: (triumphant) Yessss!

In celebration he swigs from a bottle of soda.

NEWMAN: Ahaha!



[Hallway]

Newman hurries up to Kramer's door and hammers on it with his fist. He

waits a few seconds, then impatiently hammers agin.

NEWMAN: Come on Kramer!

The door opens to reveal Kramer midway through a shave, holding a

razor, with

foam on his face.

KRAMER: Wha...?

NEWMAN: It's the truck, Kramer. The truck!

KRAMER: Look, Newman, I told you to let this thing go.

NEWMAN: No, no, no, no no. Listen to me. Most days, the post office

sends one truckload of mail to the second domestic regional sorting facility in

Sagenaw, Michigan.

KRAMER: (interested) Uh-huh.

NEWMAN: But, on the week before holidays, we see a surge. On

alentine's Day, we send two trucks. On Christmas, four, packed to the brim. And tomorrow,

if history is any guide, will see some spillover into a fifth truck.

KRAMER: (realisation) Mother's Day.

NEWMAN: The mother of all mail days. And guess who signed up for the

truck.

KRAMER: A free truck? Oh boy, that completely changes our cost

structure. Our G and A goes down fifty percent.

NEWMAN: (excited) We carry a coupla bags of mail, and the rest is ours!

KRAMER: Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!

NEWMAN: (triumph) Let the collecting begin!

They embrace joyfully.

Seinfeld- Newman and Soccer- Newman are very similar. Both are fat and scheming b**tards. Seinfeld- Newman has an endearing quality that keeps him as a peripheral part of the group, Soccer- Newman lacks that. Oh, and of course Seinfeld- Newman is a fictional jerk character but Soccer- Newman is a real-life jerk.

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Seinfeld- Newman and Soccer- Newman are very similar. Both are fat and scheming b**tards. Seinfeld- Newman has an endearing quality that keeps him as a peripheral part of the group, Soccer- Newman lacks that. Oh, and of course Seinfeld- Newman is a fictional jerk character but Soccer- Newman is a real-life jerk.

Meh. You keep bringing the guy up and yet provide no basis for your opinion.

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Meh. You keep bringing the guy up and yet provide no basis for your opinion.

He is a fat guy though

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He is a fat guy though

So is Santa Claus

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Meh. You keep bringing the guy up and yet provide no basis for your opinion.

Only personal experience with him. Sorry not gonna share the details here.

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Only personal experience with him. Sorry not gonna share the details here.

Whelp....Posting anonymously on a forum and personally attacking someone without any context or background is not going to persuade anyone to your viewpoint. So my advice is.....jog on.

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Whelp....Posting anonymously on a forum and personally attacking someone without any context or background is not going to persuade anyone to your viewpoint. So my advice is.....jog on.

I’m aware it won’t convince anyone. I think of it as driving around the internet with a bumper sticker - at least you see it.

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I’m aware it won’t convince anyone. I think of it as driving around the internet with a bumper sticker - at least you see it.

Sorry - the impression that you give on this forum is that you're insane. Not that we're seeing something against PSA/STA - that piece is just not coming through at all.