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    Super Sports Parent Guide

    If you want to set yourself apart and act like a super sports parent don't yell our kids name or even their number. The proper way to act like your kid is better than the others is to scream their individual number. Ex. "What do you say one-two" rather than "what do you say twelve". Or "here we go one six" as opposed to "here we go sixteen". Make you sound more knowledgeable abut the game.

    #2
    Also give them a nickname that is unrelated to their real name…

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      #3
      The girls too can set themselves apart. When looking to receive a pass the move should be both arms extended, waist level and palms up. But the critical thing to do is to say "Yeah, yeah". It can't be any other words. Say it quickly and repeatedly if needed. By saying these words in this manner it shows others that you aren't just another player on the field, you play club soccer and you receive private training. Even if you mess up the receipt of the pass people won't hold you accountable. You are a club soccer player!

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        #4
        This is so idiotic I won't waste any time bashing you. Hope that is not a 10yr old because they should be in school. Please stop posting.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Guest View Post
          This is so idiotic I won't waste any time bashing you. Hope that is not a 10yr old because they should be in school. Please stop posting.
          Sounds to me like you are in compliance with the above. Keep up the good work.

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            #6
            "yeah, yeah" for the win.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Guest View Post

              Sounds to me like you are in compliance with the above. Keep up the good work.
              Don't talk to your kid in the middle of the game. All you are allowed to say is good job and clap, even that can be negative if they are actually doing the opposite of what they're being asked to do. Let the coaches do the coaching. You obviously have no idea what you are talking about so the best thing for your kid is silence.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Guest View Post

                Don't talk to your kid in the middle of the game. All you are allowed to say is good job and clap, even that can be negative if they are actually doing the opposite of what they're being asked to do. Let the coaches do the coaching. You obviously have no idea what you are talking about so the best thing for your kid is silence.
                mmmm, open up wide and spoon feed the club soccer right in. You are a good little soldier.

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                  #9
                  My kid is #9, so I yell "let's go N. I. N. E."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Guest View Post
                    My kid is #9, so I yell "let's go N. I. N. E."
                    hysterical

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Guest View Post

                      mmmm, open up wide and spoon feed the club soccer right in. You are a good little soldier.
                      You're just too stupid to be real. Stop trying to coach your kid from the sidelines it doesn't help no matter how much you know or think you know about soccer. They have to learn to make decisions on the fly and having to listen to two people on opposite sides of the field doesn't help. If you have to talk to your kid about something in the game do it later in the day or the next day. Don't do it after the game, specially after a loss it makes kids resent you and adds pressure to the decision making. If your team records the game watch one half of the game and just offer options and let her decide what can work next time. The more relaxed they are during the game the better the decision making.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Guest View Post

                        You're just too stupid to be real. Stop trying to coach your kid from the sidelines it doesn't help no matter how much you know or think you know about soccer. They have to learn to make decisions on the fly and having to listen to two people on opposite sides of the field doesn't help. If you have to talk to your kid about something in the game do it later in the day or the next day. Don't do it after the game, specially after a loss it makes kids resent you and adds pressure to the decision making. If your team records the game watch one half of the game and just offer options and let her decide what can work next time. The more relaxed they are during the game the better the decision making.
                        Somebody read the club manual.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Guest View Post

                          Somebody read the club manual.
                          I've been playing since I was 10 club, HS and college DI so I don't need to read the manual. either way it's common sense.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Guest View Post

                            I've been playing since I was 10 club, HS and college DI so I don't need to read the manual. either way it's common sense.
                            You didn't play D1

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                              #15
                              I use roman numerals when cheering for my kid. She's #14 so, "What do you say ex eye vee". this elevates her onfield presence and lets the other parents know and that I mean business.

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