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Dear GPS families,
Yes we are in dire straights and have enormous and possibly insurmountable financial problems but it still isn’t a done deal that our creditors will catch up to us soon, as we are running as fast as possible. Eventually the music will stop and we will be screwed unless we land a whale of an investor, which is pretty much impossible in this environment, especially considering our putrid financial performance of late. Nonetheless we are saying our prayers and looking for miracles. In the meantime, please send cash. We really friggin need it!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, and that bankruptcy talk is technically true but we are looking for a back door escape route with our lawyers, so don’t worry. Just send cash!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Keith
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Good talk, Keith. Good talk. You’re a great CEO. No, really, you are. I’ll be right back, I just need to call my wife to make sure she doesn’t register our kids for GPS this year. It will only take a minute.
Originally posted by Unregistered View PostDear GPS families,
Yes we are in dire straights and have enormous and possibly insurmountable financial problems but it still isn’t a done deal that our creditors will catch up to us soon, as we are running as fast as possible. Eventually the music will stop and we will be screwed unless we land a whale of an investor, which is pretty much impossible in this environment, especially considering our putrid financial performance of late. Nonetheless we are saying our prayers and looking for miracles. In the meantime, please send cash. We really friggin need it!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, and that bankruptcy talk is technically true but we are looking for a back door escape route with our lawyers, so don’t worry. Just send cash!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Keith
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Originally posted by Unregistered View Post🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good talk, Keith. Good talk. You’re a great CEO. No, really, you are. I’ll be right back, I just need to call my wife to make sure she doesn’t register our kids for GPS this year. It will only take a minute.
He left GPS due to being told internally that bankruptcy was happening and any player deposits he could collect would contribute to his final payoff.
He wasn’t morally prepared to accept that.
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Originally posted by Unregistered View PostDear GPS families,
Yes we are in dire straights and have enormous and possibly insurmountable financial problems but it still isn’t a done deal that our creditors will catch up to us soon, as we are running as fast as possible. Eventually the music will stop and we will be screwed unless we land a whale of an investor, which is pretty much impossible in this environment, especially considering our putrid financial performance of late. Nonetheless we are saying our prayers and looking for miracles. In the meantime, please send cash. We really friggin need it!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, and that bankruptcy talk is technically true but we are looking for a back door escape route with our lawyers, so don’t worry. Just send cash!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Keith
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Originally posted by Unregistered View PostJuventus has just hired a another former director.
He left GPS due to being told internally that bankruptcy was happening and any player deposits he could collect would contribute to his final payoff.
He wasn’t morally prepared to accept that.
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I’ve just p*ssed in my pants and nobody can do anything about it.
Yours in Soccer,
Keith Caldwell
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