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    Berhalter is done

    US Soccer names Hope Solo new USMNT head coach and acting director of talent identification.
    Solo immediately wipes her arse with the four three three threatening to purge staff who use the word wingback.

    #2
    In a shocking twist, US Soccer forcibly removes Hope Solo from Sepp Blatter's private Island where she is discovered sexually assaulting Christian Pulisic with a dry erase marker. Solo escapes custody and flees with unknown accomplice.

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      #3
      Preliminary reports suggest that Mallory Pugh was at the helm of the 110' Viking formerly owned by Michel Platini. A "Pimpin the Most" flag flew as the yacht evaded the Ukrainian Atlantic Fleet off the coast of Mar A Lago.

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        #4
        Hope Solo after reading talking-soccer forums decides that the uswnt really is better than the usmnt. Fires are the men replaces them with the USWNT players. First game is against Trinidad and Tobago. They lose 48 - 0. By end of game Trinidad is only actually playing 5 field players and still running up the score.

        Hope Solo is fired. Then hire Michael Bradley to coach team in his first ever coaching assignment and the whole inbred soccer thing starts all over again.

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