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    #16
    I met a soccer player from Oakwood land,
    Who said, "ten sad and pathetic players sit
    Dejected, a shattered bench lies, whose shivering
    And wrinkled faces, and sneer of cold neglect.
    Tell that their coach poorly their skills knew,
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things
    The voice that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
    And in the coach's box, these words were heard:
    I am the coach, king of kings,
    Look on my players, ye benchers, and despair.
    Nothing besides remains round the decay
    Of you sitting on the bench, at this showcase.
    The lone and eager college coach moves far away.

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      #17
      Time to watch RM fellas .. enjoy.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        Time to watch RM fellas .. enjoy.
        Roses are red.
        Violets are blue.
        Ronaldo's a diver
        who wears a tu-tu.

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          #19
          Roses are red.
          Violets are blue.
          Your wife thinks of Ronaldo
          When in bed with you.

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            #20
            How can a Club be aloof
            with all that mold on the roof
            How can you build a Park
            that outdoors leaves you in the dark
            How can you hope to Park
            without a mark on an unusually large snark

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              #21
              This goes out to all you team managers. You know who you are.

              A brief non-rhyming tribute
              To soccer moms who put out
              While servicing their kid's coach
              So many hours they put in
              To keep their darling kid playing
              Their actions impure but motives beyond reproach

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                #22
                Donation Haiku

                Soccer ball rolls on
                Verdant field of UB turf
                Where is my refund?

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                  #23
                  Eenie meenie minie moe
                  Plastic grass gives me turf toe
                  Just another reason to moan and b!tch
                  I'd love to play again on a real grass pitch.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    I met a soccer player from Oakwood land,
                    Who said, "ten sad and pathetic players sit
                    Dejected, a shattered bench lies, whose shivering
                    And wrinkled faces, and sneer of cold neglect.
                    Tell that their coach poorly their skills knew,
                    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things
                    The voice that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
                    And in the coach's box, these words were heard:
                    I am the coach, king of kings,
                    Look on my players, ye benchers, and despair.
                    Nothing besides remains round the decay
                    Of you sitting on the bench, at this showcase.
                    The lone and eager college coach moves far away.
                    This isn't good poetry; it doesn't rhyme! FAIL YOU LAZY SLUG! WORK HARDER TO MAKE IT RHYME!

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                      This isn't good poetry; it doesn't rhyme! FAIL YOU LAZY SLUG! WORK HARDER TO MAKE IT RHYME!
                      that's DFA-level poetry.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                        that's DFA-level poetry.
                        Today's winner!

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                          Eenie meenie minie moe
                          Plastic grass gives me turf toe
                          Just another reason to moan and b!tch
                          I'd love to play again on a real grass pitch.
                          Good grief, Hope, you lost. Go troll somewhere else.

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                            #28
                            Premier clubs with angst
                            Cannot prove superiority
                            Endless posts just vent

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