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**Unregistered** · 12-02-2019, 10:40 AM

1. Miramar: is like smoking crack with your uncle. You know its terrible for you, but you feel safe because at least uncle george is there

2. SouthFloridaFC: is like going to a strip club in the hood. You can definitely afford more lap dances. But something definitely smells fishy. And you feel real dirty after you are done.

**Unregistered** · 12-02-2019, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

1. Miramar: is like smoking crack with your uncle. You know its terrible for you, but you feel safe because at least uncle george is there

2. SouthFloridaFC: is like going to a strip club in the hood. You can definitely afford more lap dances. But something definitely smells fishy. And you feel real dirty after you are done.

We have an internet winner!!! That's the best thing I've seen on here.

**Unregistered** · 12-02-2019, 02:47 PM

Thanks, i appreciate it. ^^^

**Unregistered** · 12-02-2019, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Thanks, i appreciate it. ^^^

Weston: You know they will harass you, but you love it and pay to get harassed.

WPU: Like your wife, changes every year. But hey you always go back because your tempted.

Inter: You think you made it pro and will continue to think that, yet your the dad of the player that never played ball, and the mother thats screaming down the sidelines with that ridiculous fan wear thinking your the most valuable person.

**Unregistered** · 12-02-2019, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

1. Miramar: is like smoking crack with your uncle. You know its terrible for you, but you feel safe because at least uncle george is there

2. SouthFloridaFC: is like going to a strip club in the hood. You can definitely afford more lap dances. But something definitely smells fishy. And you feel real dirty after you are done.

Priceless!! Could not have said it better myself!! Miramar United for sure are meth heads!