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    #31
    "not the OP guy"

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      #32
      1. The expert - this is the guy that thinks he knows everything about the game. Loves to argue and establish his authority on subjects of interest.

      2. Mr. Innocent - Comes on to the board thinking that this site is educational. You often see them looking for clubs, asking uninformed questions and the like. This person typically gets a quick education on his audience.

      3. Start a new thread guy - This is the guy that starts threads trying to find that golden subject never talked about before, not knowing that the very same topic sits in the thread graveyard in archive.

      4. The troll - This is the most vile poster, the one that finds amusement and fulfillment in starting arguments, talking about clubs, teams, players, etc. There is no boundary for these starved of attention individuals.

      5. The grammar guy - This is the guy in an argument that does a grammar review of a competing poster and tries to find a grammatical, spelling or other error to win the argument.

      6. Fix U.S. soccer guy - This is the guy that is ready to assume the presidency of US Soccer, who knows exactly what needs to be done to fix a broken system. They have put minutes of thought into this, and clearly their resume should be at the top in the selection process.

      7. Parent - This is the mom or dad that is ready at all cost to defend their team and players on this site. Not aware that they're being played by trolls and experts, they jump in to stop the current subject from expanding. Sometimes, they even list the club they represent, like it adds some sort of credibility.

      8. Peacemaker - This is the one that has no relation to the club, team, and perhaps even to soccer, but they feel the need to bring calm, by bringing what they feel is common sense to the argument.

      9. The top leaguer - This is a big one. Every other league other than the one their son/daughter are playing in is rec. They touted ECNL for years until their new friend, DA, came along. These folks feel the need to feel superior to other leagues, clubs, players and families. Money is no object. It's all about sending their kids to colleges of their choice, not the kids', because it's all about D1 and the NT.

      10. Complainer - Lots of these posters on here about teams, coaches, leagues, refereeing, threads, and an endless array of subjects.

      11. The "I'm above this" poster - This is the guy that doesn't belong on here but somehow got enticed by the commentary to post. They're not sick like us but are posting during prime work hours.

      12. The overnight poster - This is the one who is up at 3 in the morning posting on meaningless subject. This person either drinks heavily and comes in at the wee hours of the morning, suffering from insomnia, or found a new so-thought anonymous addiction.

      13. The Club admin.

      14. Guy who thinks he knows who the other poster is, calls everyone Fred, BTDT, BTNT, etc., but really just does it to appear that he's actually talking to someone else instead of himself.

      15. TS Europe

      16. Fred

      17. Perspective

      18. Promo Regulation guy

      19. btnt

      20. Guy who has exhausted every derogatory acronym for GPS.

      21. The Post# Monitor - "This thread has now reached over 5000 posts. In another month it will be the most active thread in TS history!"

      22. Stir-the-pot for fun guy. (That’s me and I just want to be clear that I have no agenda or affiliation with any club, but just like twisting the tits of y’all, even though when I wake up at 3:00AM I check TS just because.)

      23. The My child is only going to the absolute finest Ivy school out there, and btw, any school less than that is dirt. Oh, and my child is also easily a WNT level player, but we are prioritizing academics first of course.

      24. Butthead State mom: "Stop talking about academics!"

      25. Hey is the (NEP, Girls Showcase, State Cup, etc.,etc.,) schedule posted yet? guy.

      26. Thread reviver guy!

      27. "There I fixed it for you" irritating guy.

      28. The guy who gets irritated at the "there I fixed it for you, irritating guy".

      29. List guy.

      30. Not the OP guy.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        1. The expert - this is the guy that thinks he knows everything about the game. Loves to argue and establish his authority on subjects of interest.

        2. Mr. Innocent - Comes on to the board thinking that this site is educational. You often see them looking for clubs, asking uninformed questions and the like. This person typically gets a quick education on his audience.

        3. Start a new thread guy - This is the guy that starts threads trying to find that golden subject never talked about before, not knowing that the very same topic sits in the thread graveyard in archive.

        4. The troll - This is the most vile poster, the one that finds amusement and fulfillment in starting arguments, talking about clubs, teams, players, etc. There is no boundary for these starved of attention individuals.

        5. The grammar guy - This is the guy in an argument that does a grammar review of a competing poster and tries to find a grammatical, spelling or other error to win the argument.

        6. Fix U.S. soccer guy - This is the guy that is ready to assume the presidency of US Soccer, who knows exactly what needs to be done to fix a broken system. They have put minutes of thought into this, and clearly their resume should be at the top in the selection process.

        7. Parent - This is the mom or dad that is ready at all cost to defend their team and players on this site. Not aware that they're being played by trolls and experts, they jump in to stop the current subject from expanding. Sometimes, they even list the club they represent, like it adds some sort of credibility.

        8. Peacemaker - This is the one that has no relation to the club, team, and perhaps even to soccer, but they feel the need to bring calm, by bringing what they feel is common sense to the argument.

        9. The top leaguer - This is a big one. Every other league other than the one their son/daughter are playing in is rec. They touted ECNL for years until their new friend, DA, came along. These folks feel the need to feel superior to other leagues, clubs, players and families. Money is no object. It's all about sending their kids to colleges of their choice, not the kids', because it's all about D1 and the NT.

        10. Complainer - Lots of these posters on here about teams, coaches, leagues, refereeing, threads, and an endless array of subjects.

        11. The "I'm above this" poster - This is the guy that doesn't belong on here but somehow got enticed by the commentary to post. They're not sick like us but are posting during prime work hours.

        12. The overnight poster - This is the one who is up at 3 in the morning posting on meaningless subject. This person either drinks heavily and comes in at the wee hours of the morning, suffering from insomnia, or found a new so-thought anonymous addiction.

        13. The Club admin.

        14. Guy who thinks he knows who the other poster is, calls everyone Fred, BTDT, BTNT, etc., but really just does it to appear that he's actually talking to someone else instead of himself.

        15. TS Europe

        16. Fred

        17. Perspective

        18. Promo Regulation guy

        19. btnt

        20. Guy who has exhausted every derogatory acronym for GPS.

        21. The Post# Monitor - "This thread has now reached over 5000 posts. In another month it will be the most active thread in TS history!"

        22. Stir-the-pot for fun guy. (That’s me and I just want to be clear that I have no agenda or affiliation with any club, but just like twisting the tits of y’all, even though when I wake up at 3:00AM I check TS just because.)

        23. The My child is only going to the absolute finest Ivy school out there, and btw, any school less than that is dirt. Oh, and my child is also easily a WNT level player, but we are prioritizing academics first of course.

        24. Butthead State mom: "Stop talking about academics!"

        25. Hey is the (NEP, Girls Showcase, State Cup, etc.,etc.,) schedule posted yet? guy.

        26. Thread reviver guy!

        27. "There I fixed it for you" irritating guy.

        28. The guy who gets irritated at the "there I fixed it for you, irritating guy".

        29. List guy.

        30. Not the OP guy.
        31. Guy Pursuing Synonyms who believes the GPS acronyms can never be exhausted.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
          1. The expert - this is the guy that thinks he knows everything about the game. Loves to argue and establish his authority on subjects of interest.

          2. Mr. Innocent - Comes on to the board thinking that this site is educational. You often see them looking for clubs, asking uninformed questions and the like. This person typically gets a quick education on his audience.

          3. Start a new thread guy - This is the guy that starts threads trying to find that golden subject never talked about before, not knowing that the very same topic sits in the thread graveyard in archive.

          4. The troll - This is the most vile poster, the one that finds amusement and fulfillment in starting arguments, talking about clubs, teams, players, etc. There is no boundary for these starved of attention individuals.

          5. The grammar guy - This is the guy in an argument that does a grammar review of a competing poster and tries to find a grammatical, spelling or other error to win the argument.

          6. Fix U.S. soccer guy - This is the guy that is ready to assume the presidency of US Soccer, who knows exactly what needs to be done to fix a broken system. They have put minutes of thought into this, and clearly their resume should be at the top in the selection process.

          7. Parent - This is the mom or dad that is ready at all cost to defend their team and players on this site. Not aware that they're being played by trolls and experts, they jump in to stop the current subject from expanding. Sometimes, they even list the club they represent, like it adds some sort of credibility.

          8. Peacemaker - This is the one that has no relation to the club, team, and perhaps even to soccer, but they feel the need to bring calm, by bringing what they feel is common sense to the argument.

          9. The top leaguer - This is a big one. Every other league other than the one their son/daughter are playing in is rec. They touted ECNL for years until their new friend, DA, came along. These folks feel the need to feel superior to other leagues, clubs, players and families. Money is no object. It's all about sending their kids to colleges of their choice, not the kids', because it's all about D1 and the NT.

          10. Complainer - Lots of these posters on here about teams, coaches, leagues, refereeing, threads, and an endless array of subjects.

          11. The "I'm above this" poster - This is the guy that doesn't belong on here but somehow got enticed by the commentary to post. They're not sick like us but are posting during prime work hours.

          12. The overnight poster - This is the one who is up at 3 in the morning posting on meaningless subject. This person either drinks heavily and comes in at the wee hours of the morning, suffering from insomnia, or found a new so-thought anonymous addiction.

          13. The Club admin.

          14. Guy who thinks he knows who the other poster is, calls everyone Fred, BTDT, BTNT, etc., but really just does it to appear that he's actually talking to someone else instead of himself.

          15. TS Europe

          16. Fred

          17. Perspective

          18. Promo Regulation guy

          19. btnt

          20. Guy who has exhausted every derogatory acronym for GPS.

          21. The Post# Monitor - "This thread has now reached over 5000 posts. In another month it will be the most active thread in TS history!"

          22. Stir-the-pot for fun guy. (That’s me and I just want to be clear that I have no agenda or affiliation with any club, but just like twisting the tits of y’all, even though when I wake up at 3:00AM I check TS just because.)

          23. The My child is only going to the absolute finest Ivy school out there, and btw, any school less than that is dirt. Oh, and my child is also easily a WNT level player, but we are prioritizing academics first of course.

          24. Butthead State mom: "Stop talking about academics!"

          25. Hey is the (NEP, Girls Showcase, State Cup, etc.,etc.,) schedule posted yet? guy.

          26. Thread reviver guy!

          27. "There I fixed it for you" irritating guy.

          28. The guy who gets irritated at the "there I fixed it for you, irritating guy".

          29. List guy.

          30. Not the OP guy.
          And then this guy.

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            #35
            glad I stumbled on this site guy

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              #36
              the statistician

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                #37
                somebody named slick.

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                  #38
                  You guys missed the most obvious one - the coach. not the i'm a coach in my head coach, but the coach that trolls these sites.

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                    #39
                    haha true. these are great and have to be posted in a soccer article somewhere.

                    yes, the coach because the rest of us are at work to pay for all of this.

                    also, how about "the ref" who always calls out the people calling out the refs and what a tough job they have watching a ball bounce (or not).

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                      haha true. these are great and have to be posted in a soccer article somewhere.

                      yes, the coach because the rest of us are at work to pay for all of this.

                      also, how about "the ref" who always calls out the people calling out the refs and what a tough job they have watching a ball bounce (or not).
                      Cujo!!!! We all need to be lectured on the LOG and be scolded for not saying "thank you" to the refs.

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                        #41
                        the plagerblogger.

                        the blogger who takes others thoughts and posts as his/her own.
                        good stuff on a crappy day. back to making the donuts...see ya, coach.

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