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    Xmas time in Hollis Queens...

    Soccer mommy likes wine. Soccer mommy likes to tell coach that her child is the bees knees. Soccer mommy is the team mattress. Merry Christmas Soccer Ho. HO. ho.

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      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
      Lenny, stop being a spaz. Sorry your life is not working out but having tantrums here isn't going to help. Get out and apply for some jobs and try to better your situation.
      Lenny sorry I know this time of year is hard on you. You’re stuck on your moms couch while your soccer mom ex-wife is snug in her warm bed with a real man. It might not ever get better for you but at least it can’t get much worse.

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        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        Soccer mommy likes wine. Soccer mommy likes to tell coach that her child is the bees knees. Soccer mommy is the team mattress. Merry Christmas Soccer Ho. HO. ho.
        How sad and pathetic is your life that you feel the need to post this? On Christmas week no less. Good luck, it is likely you will need it...

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          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
          Soccer mommy likes wine. Soccer mommy likes to tell coach that her child is the bees knees. Soccer mommy is the team mattress. Merry Christmas Soccer Ho. HO. ho.
          Which team?

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            Soccer mom
            A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.

            Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.

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              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
              Soccer mom
              A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.

              Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.
              A lot of devout religious folk don't do club soccer at all--games on Sunday.

              Not that this post isn't a load of nonsense to begin with.

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                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                Soccer mom
                A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.

                Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.
                Says the angry, bitter divorced guy whose ex is still a soccer mom. Enjoy every other weekend with your kids. Meanwhile seek therapy.

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                  Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                  Says the angry, bitter divorced guy whose ex is still a soccer mom. Enjoy every other weekend with your kids. Meanwhile seek therapy.
                  Ha this is so true, good therapy is a sports car and a girl friend half your 40 something ex's age ! Oh keep the comb over going, no, no it really looks good.

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                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    Says the angry, bitter divorced guy whose ex is still a soccer mom. Enjoy every other weekend with your kids. Meanwhile seek therapy.
                    Poor guy is living with his mother in a trailer park from what I recall.

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                      Too bad some pr0n-spammers caused the admins to disable image posting, otherwise this would be a great time for Lenny to make an appearance.

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                        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                        Too bad some pr0n-spammers caused the admins to disable image posting, otherwise this would be a great time for Lenny to make an appearance.
                        I agree. This thread is begging for images...

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                          Welcome back Lenny.

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                            Soccer moms

                            Soccer moms need to get jobs and stop bugging the men folk. We run soccer. We no need woman mommy. TRUMP!!!!

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                              Who writes this garbage?

                              Huh? WHAT?

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                                Trolls

                                Do not feed the trolls.

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