This could be the opportunity of a lifetime for the right individual who has a child on a team in this years Florida's State Cup in Auburndale.
Your resposibility will be to film games and interview parents, coaches and even the next superstars, however the superstars must have their parents at their side during interview process. We want you then to get the reaction from other parents of the non-superstars on that team as well as the non superstars as well. We would also like you to interview the coaches as well about the parents who child is all that and a bag of jelly doughnuts, and please get us the interview with the coaches about their non superstar irreelvant players as well. Then this film documentary will be shown in its entirety to the rest of America to voice in on their opinion as well.
Then before each game, we would like you to have each child on their team perform the following:
1. Tiime their 40 yard dash
2. Time each childs leaping ability
3. Measure each childs thigh size
4. Measure the kids shot speed from the 18 (Radar Gun will be supplied)
5. Take one player at a time and start them at the center line, take an opposing 11 players as the defense and the winner will be the child who can go through all 11 and score a goal.
(There will be at least on parent who thinks his daughter can do this.)
At the end of each game interview each parent and find out why their child who lost the game should be grounded for the next three months and feel unworthy of their parents love. Then do not forget to interview each parent on the winning team and explain to the world how great their child was and why they should be on the cover of June 2011 magazine. Also if you have time interview the coaches, the reason you might not have time is that some of the ego's from the parents may keep them talking-soccer for a couple of hours.
Well, please send your resumes to mykidsthebestandyourssucks@espn.you.need.help.com
Your resposibility will be to film games and interview parents, coaches and even the next superstars, however the superstars must have their parents at their side during interview process. We want you then to get the reaction from other parents of the non-superstars on that team as well as the non superstars as well. We would also like you to interview the coaches as well about the parents who child is all that and a bag of jelly doughnuts, and please get us the interview with the coaches about their non superstar irreelvant players as well. Then this film documentary will be shown in its entirety to the rest of America to voice in on their opinion as well.
Then before each game, we would like you to have each child on their team perform the following:
1. Tiime their 40 yard dash
2. Time each childs leaping ability
3. Measure each childs thigh size
4. Measure the kids shot speed from the 18 (Radar Gun will be supplied)
5. Take one player at a time and start them at the center line, take an opposing 11 players as the defense and the winner will be the child who can go through all 11 and score a goal.
(There will be at least on parent who thinks his daughter can do this.)
At the end of each game interview each parent and find out why their child who lost the game should be grounded for the next three months and feel unworthy of their parents love. Then do not forget to interview each parent on the winning team and explain to the world how great their child was and why they should be on the cover of June 2011 magazine. Also if you have time interview the coaches, the reason you might not have time is that some of the ego's from the parents may keep them talking-soccer for a couple of hours.
Well, please send your resumes to mykidsthebestandyourssucks@espn.you.need.help.com
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