Dumb things that coaches say during games

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"Stop passing the ball to the other team, they are not passing it back!"

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Good Idea.


Really means terrible execution and the play didn't work out, but I'm trying to say something nice.

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What were you thinking? screamed across the field by our coach all the time. So helpful in the middle of a game

said in Spanish accent by Alberto /FESA each game

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"you're Mom is hot...think if I start you today I can get a piece of that fine looking arse?"

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“Take a touch”

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my personal favorite is , "Ma JAYDON, LONG LINE"

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my personal favorite is , "Ma JAYDON, LONG LINE"

Nah facts its the best one.

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Keep it

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ok so my personal all time favorite has got to be when the gaffer told my daughter to get her head out of her ass

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Said at a tournament:

"We're not focusing on winning. We're focusing on development."

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"Play Soccer"

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Go watch a petrov game! Jelko is the king of inappropriateness

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What did the Sunrise coach say to his team last week that caused an uproar? It was at the state cup games on Hialeah.

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Said at a tournament:

"We're not focusing on winning. We're focusing on development."

This is a big selling point at u9 to many parents whose kids might not be on the best team. Remember one coach was fascinated at u9 with "shift", constantly screaming shift and his defenders unable to actually kick the ball in a straight line or receive the ball leading to many goals and an early day.

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Send it!!!