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    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
    Kramer v. Jerry
    Elaine v. George
    While funny, stick to the topic...

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      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
      While funny, stick to the topic...
      The topic is Matchfit Academy Reviews. I'm not sure what you posted has to do with a review of that club. Maybe start a different thread to write your confusing non sequiturs.

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        Originally posted by DB View Post
        Originally posted by Unregistered
        Back to shady business practices of Match Fit Academy - thanks for the lesson though DB, JR or some soccer mom:

        Typical result after Match Fit Academy tryouts across the age groups:

        25 offered ECNL (early offer for existing players). Standard offers given for outsiders.
        10 offered NPL (ECNL-R).

        Day 1: 7 are immediately dropped down from ECNL to NPL (ECNL-R) to balance the two teams. These players/paying parents not informed of this until first game when rosters are sent out. These 7 players practicing with ECNL WHILE UNKNOWINGLY they are about to be dealt a blow by DB and JR.

        For remainder of year this is set. Yes, it says in fine print your kid can be placed up or down at any time.

        The issue is the bait and switch for those 7 players OFFERED ECNL then dropped immediately.
        Would those same players take an NPL (ECNL-R) offer in the first place?

        Buyer beware. They cover their assess with legal fine print while bringing in players with unsuspecting parents.

        DB and JR, does this happen in the “high level” of soccer you were talking about? Does this happen across the ECNL?

        Ready for your next lesson...
        I'm not defending MF's business practices or how they communicate, but every parent/player needs to be proactive as well. Before committing, you should ask them where they see your player fitting in -- explicitly ask if they are they are considered a cusp player who might play most weekends with the ECNL-R team? If only 15 are being rostered for matches, then everyone should understand where they currently fit in.

        But ultimately, if the model they present doesn't work for you, then look for another club.
        This is too funny. Even when asked, the answer is always a glowing review of how the player will fit. The moment the check is deposited, the story changes.

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          Its been a calm week for this site. Where is MF Soccer Mom?

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            Plotting world soccer domination with DB of course!

            DB made $130k surfing social media at MFA.

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              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
              Plotting world soccer domination with DB of course!

              DB made $130k surfing social media at MFA.
              how much did soccer mom make this year?

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                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                how much did soccer mom make this year?
                Every team manager's duty is to log on to TS and defend MF and DB as it should be. Strength in numbers! Social posts and re-tweets = play time.

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                  i can't help but notice that Matchfit only sending 1 team to Nationals. How could that be? Bucci told me they were the best club on the East Coast with the best training.

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                    Thats because all of the teams werent "Brilliant" this year!!!!!

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                      2019-2020 predictions

                      This will clear everything up for central/North NJ soccer.

                      Matchfit will get bought by PDA (with Cedar Stars ($$$$) as a secret partner buying and controlling all training facilities in NJ) SC (in anger management therapy with his young wife he used to coach) will defect from STA (bringing his DA/Stallions teams) and will have a coup with MR taking over as DOC of girls (as long as all the girls she trains on the side come over in order to take over existing players spots). MR will only stay a year as that is her usual tenure at any place she deems not paying her enough or not aligned with her political title IX agenda.

                      Club will be DA, ECNL, USYL, EDP. U8-adult leagues. $5,000 tuition and full D1 college scholarships promised at 8 years old.

                      If that happens all the mom driven social media love fests will cease and PDA/MFA will become the most feared soccer super club ever in the nation!

                      Nike builds a complex near PDA.

                      All other soccer teams will be town teams - to include all PSA wannabe teams. Sorry DM, you will need yet another home...

                      Cedar Stars - 3rd rate DA team. DM begs to come back.
                      STA - drops DA due to lack of interest. Continues to struggle financially as PSA loses interest due to STA dropping DA.

                      DB will go back to mowing lawns in Edison without $135k DOC salary.

                      US government gets involved in monopoly investigation vs. PDA. IRS investigations begin on 503k classification of PDA and other clubs. Parents get audited for writing off soccer as charitable deductions.

                      DB gets arrested for tax fraud. Along with many others.

                      Drop mic, get my beer! Popcorn cooking...

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                        Originally posted by unregistered View Post
                        this will clear everything up for central/north nj soccer.

                        Matchfit will get bought by pda (with cedar stars ($$$$) as a secret partner buying and controlling all training facilities in nj) sc (in anger management therapy with his young wife he used to coach) will defect from sta (bringing his da/stallions teams) and will have a coup with mr taking over as doc of girls (as long as all the girls she trains on the side come over in order to take over existing players spots). Mr will only stay a year as that is her usual tenure at any place she deems not paying her enough or not aligned with her political title ix agenda.

                        Club will be da, ecnl, usyl, edp. U8-adult leagues. $5,000 tuition and full d1 college scholarships promised at 8 years old.

                        If that happens all the mom driven social media love fests will cease and pda/mfa will become the most feared soccer super club ever in the nation!

                        Nike builds a complex near pda.

                        All other soccer teams will be town teams - to include all psa wannabe teams. Sorry dm, you will need yet another home...

                        Cedar stars - 3rd rate da team. Dm begs to come back.
                        Sta - drops da due to lack of interest. Continues to struggle financially as psa loses interest due to sta dropping da.

                        Db will go back to mowing lawns in edison without $135k doc salary.

                        Us government gets involved in monopoly investigation vs. Pda. Irs investigations begin on 503k classification of pda and other clubs. Parents get audited for writing off soccer as charitable deductions.

                        Db gets arrested for tax fraud. Along with many others.

                        Drop mic, get my beer! Popcorn cooking...

                        lol!!

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                          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                          This will clear everything up for central/North NJ soccer.

                          Matchfit will get bought by PDA (with Cedar Stars ($$$$) as a secret partner buying and controlling all training facilities in NJ) SC (in anger management therapy with his young wife he used to coach) will defect from STA (bringing his DA/Stallions teams) and will have a coup with MR taking over as DOC of girls (as long as all the girls she trains on the side come over in order to take over existing players spots). MR will only stay a year as that is her usual tenure at any place she deems not paying her enough or not aligned with her political title IX agenda.

                          Club will be DA, ECNL, USYL, EDP. U8-adult leagues. $5,000 tuition and full D1 college scholarships promised at 8 years old.

                          If that happens all the mom driven social media love fests will cease and PDA/MFA will become the most feared soccer super club ever in the nation!

                          Nike builds a complex near PDA.

                          All other soccer teams will be town teams - to include all PSA wannabe teams. Sorry DM, you will need yet another home...

                          Cedar Stars - 3rd rate DA team. DM begs to come back.
                          STA - drops DA due to lack of interest. Continues to struggle financially as PSA loses interest due to STA dropping DA.

                          DB will go back to mowing lawns in Edison without $135k DOC salary.

                          US government gets involved in monopoly investigation vs. PDA. IRS investigations begin on 503k classification of PDA and other clubs. Parents get audited for writing off soccer as charitable deductions.

                          DB gets arrested for tax fraud. Along with many others.

                          Drop mic, get my beer! Popcorn cooking...
                          You forgot to sign it...

                          Sincerely,
                          Kaz Tambi

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                            So the girls DOC from NYCFC academy enjoying the Jersey drama...

                            Jersey players going to NYCFC, we know...

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                              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                              So the girls DOC from NYCFC academy enjoying the Jersey drama...

                              Jersey players going to NYCFC, we know...
                              Just so that you check your own sanity:
                              a) there is no NYCFC any more. they just dont support women's soccer
                              b) the WC DOC is really too old go give a damn
                              c) there are no players on any MF team that would make the WC or PDA team (unless you're talking the regional league)

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                                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                                Just so that you check your own sanity:
                                a) there is no NYCFC any more. they just dont support women's soccer
                                b) the WC DOC is really too old go give a damn
                                c) there are no players on any MF team that would make the WC or PDA team (unless you're talking the regional league)
                                WCFC ECNL team will be called NYCFC/WCFC ECNL next year.

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