Or why you shouldn't take your soccer-tolerating spouse to a game:
(For entertainment purposes only, mainly mine 😀)
1. This isn't soccer. MLS sucks.
2. Where's Ronaldo?
3. The MLS should be renamed the RHL: Retirement Home League.
4. The Smithsonian wants back your turn-of-the-century Chicago Fire jersey.
5. BTW Where in the hell did you dig up that Fire jersey? Didn't I throw that thing out when we moved from Chicago?? 🤔 😀
6. MLS is where EPL has-beens come to die (rich).
7. Why are good American players heading abroad to "play" when they don't start?
8. Why are the foreign has-beens better than young (or older) native talent?
9. Is this why the USMNT struggled against teams from Vatican City, Tahiti, and American Samoa in Gold Cup? 😂😂😂
10. Just exactly how much money are we pumping into the Boy's DA???????
11. I don't care how much of a tradition it is. Wearing a knit team scarf in the bright sun, nasty humidity, and 90 degree heat is just plain weird. 😳
12. MLS should be considered the KINDER-sliga given how NYCFC is playing (yeah I know they are down a player ....)
13. No matter how much NYCFC lipstick you put on a pig, Yankee Stadium is still Yankee Stadium. The pitch is barely shoehorned in and doesn't look regulation size.
😂😂😂😂
(For entertainment purposes only, mainly mine 😀)
1. This isn't soccer. MLS sucks.
2. Where's Ronaldo?
3. The MLS should be renamed the RHL: Retirement Home League.
4. The Smithsonian wants back your turn-of-the-century Chicago Fire jersey.
5. BTW Where in the hell did you dig up that Fire jersey? Didn't I throw that thing out when we moved from Chicago?? 🤔 😀
6. MLS is where EPL has-beens come to die (rich).
7. Why are good American players heading abroad to "play" when they don't start?
8. Why are the foreign has-beens better than young (or older) native talent?
9. Is this why the USMNT struggled against teams from Vatican City, Tahiti, and American Samoa in Gold Cup? 😂😂😂
10. Just exactly how much money are we pumping into the Boy's DA???????
11. I don't care how much of a tradition it is. Wearing a knit team scarf in the bright sun, nasty humidity, and 90 degree heat is just plain weird. 😳
12. MLS should be considered the KINDER-sliga given how NYCFC is playing (yeah I know they are down a player ....)
13. No matter how much NYCFC lipstick you put on a pig, Yankee Stadium is still Yankee Stadium. The pitch is barely shoehorned in and doesn't look regulation size.
😂😂😂😂
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