Florida Vikings today announced that they will be the first Kaka franchise in the world. Kaka will provide hands on training and develop curriculum that will benefit the Central Florida community. Kaka plans on expanding the Kaka brand throughout North American Club Soccer.
Vikings have announced that they will acquire Ideasport. Ideasport provides a large base of gullible parents who will pay premium prices for sub-standard training/results. The Vikings are confident that they can continue charging high prices and providing sub standard training. The acquisition will be immediately accretive to their bottom line and they will sever the $1,000,000 annual lease with Disney and instead will practice at unsanctioned parks to lower the cost for the Vikings.
On an educational front Verum and the Vikings have reached an agreement where the Vikings will absorb the Verum players and school. The vikings are thrilled at the opportunity to collect $15,000 per child and provide Florida virtual school. They are hiring babysitters to watch the kids until they complete the work these teachers/babysitter positions will be posted at indeed in the next couple days.
We know this is a lot to take in at once. The great thing is hardly anything will change. We are here to make soccer great in Amerca! Trump voters receive $100 off team fees while libtards will pay an additional $500 and unless your kid is a super stud will be on the third and fourth teams....
Vikings have announced that they will acquire Ideasport. Ideasport provides a large base of gullible parents who will pay premium prices for sub-standard training/results. The Vikings are confident that they can continue charging high prices and providing sub standard training. The acquisition will be immediately accretive to their bottom line and they will sever the $1,000,000 annual lease with Disney and instead will practice at unsanctioned parks to lower the cost for the Vikings.
On an educational front Verum and the Vikings have reached an agreement where the Vikings will absorb the Verum players and school. The vikings are thrilled at the opportunity to collect $15,000 per child and provide Florida virtual school. They are hiring babysitters to watch the kids until they complete the work these teachers/babysitter positions will be posted at indeed in the next couple days.
We know this is a lot to take in at once. The great thing is hardly anything will change. We are here to make soccer great in Amerca! Trump voters receive $100 off team fees while libtards will pay an additional $500 and unless your kid is a super stud will be on the third and fourth teams....
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