We all know how annoying hockey, soccer, and basketball parents are. Here is my list of people who may or may not be even more annoying: (NOT IN ORDER)
1) Your friend that sends you internet screeds about how this country is going down the drain, usually accompanied by a internet rumour (i.e. Lee Iacocca's foreword rant about Obama - which was actually written about GW Bush) or about a non existent constitutional amendment. Posts also feature a really annoying and deadly serious cartoon depiction of a bald eagle draped in an American flag. I send them back a snopes fail report and a cartoon picture of the duck from Pearls before swine.
2) The gaggles of cyclists out for their 4am group ride through your town. No man should EVER wear spandex if it is not the Olympics. And please shut up - I am trying to sleep.
3) The weekend Harley riders. Basically secretaries and white collar males playing Disney dress-up. These people work so hard to look tough that they look like the bikers from Eastwoods Every which way but loose. Right turn Clyde!
4) Home school and unschool advocates. You are weird and your kids are weird. Send them to school. They need to be away from YOU.
5) Your friend who used to be the wild-child who just found Jesus and thinks you should too.
1) Your friend that sends you internet screeds about how this country is going down the drain, usually accompanied by a internet rumour (i.e. Lee Iacocca's foreword rant about Obama - which was actually written about GW Bush) or about a non existent constitutional amendment. Posts also feature a really annoying and deadly serious cartoon depiction of a bald eagle draped in an American flag. I send them back a snopes fail report and a cartoon picture of the duck from Pearls before swine.
2) The gaggles of cyclists out for their 4am group ride through your town. No man should EVER wear spandex if it is not the Olympics. And please shut up - I am trying to sleep.
3) The weekend Harley riders. Basically secretaries and white collar males playing Disney dress-up. These people work so hard to look tough that they look like the bikers from Eastwoods Every which way but loose. Right turn Clyde!
4) Home school and unschool advocates. You are weird and your kids are weird. Send them to school. They need to be away from YOU.
5) Your friend who used to be the wild-child who just found Jesus and thinks you should too.
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