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**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 03:39 PM

We are just getting started in this competitive soccer thing at 2004 birth year. The 2001 girls thread is what we all look up to and hope to become. Any recommendations on put downs or how to troll opposing clubs?

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

We are just getting started in this competitive soccer thing at 2004 birth year. The 2001 girls thread is what we all look up to and hope to become. Any recommendations on put downs or how to troll opposing clubs?

It's easier than you think! Here are your basic talking points:

Ecnl is a ripoff
Tom is a liar
FC Portland poaches good players instead of developing their own.
Team ((Whoever)) has a selfish superstar
Thorns academy is a joke
OYSA is rec level soccer

Good luck 04's! You've got big shoes to fill!

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

It's easier than you think! Here are your basic talking points:

Ecnl is a ripoff
Tom is a liar
FC Portland poaches good players instead of developing their own.
Team ((Whoever)) has a selfish superstar
Thorns academy is a joke
OYSA is rec level soccer

Good luck 04's! You've got big shoes to fill!

Don't forget the:

Flat tires on the General Lee
Vantuckian trailer park trash
Timbers Alliance doesn't have girls HS teams

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Can we all take a moment to recognize the 2001 girls age group for all it's hard work over the past three years. They have shattered the Oregon Talking Soccer page view record. Crazy parents fighting and arguing about kids soccer at the finest level. Well done people.

They worked really hard to get that many page views considering there are only 6 people who post there. Getting up early, staying up late. Posting from the sidelines during games and right after games. Coming up with new and creative put downs. General Lee jumping over a row of cars.

It really is impressive and I think we should give them a standing ovation to recognize this acheivement.

Jumping the General Lee photos have to be my absolute favorite.

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Jumping the General Lee photos have to be my absolute favorite.

Thank you. That was originally my idea. It was after being at Sandy high and hearing their parents war cry/whoop and stomping their feet on the bleachers after a goal. After they lost one of the parents in a big black truck left 15 feet of rubber in the parking lot burning off his tires. Not sure if he or she left their child behind or whether they were in the truck. The dark tinted windows prevented a clear view.

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by unregistered View Post

thank you. That was originally my idea. It was after being at sandy high and hearing their parents war cry/whoop and stomping their feet on the bleachers after a goal. After they lost one of the parents in a big black truck left 15 feet of rubber in the parking lot burning off his tires. Not sure if he or she left their child behind or whether they were in the truck. The dark tinted windows prevented a clear view.

them dukes! Them dukes!

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:34 PM

This truly is a magnificent triumph. We moved here and they didn't have an anonymous chat board where we previously lived. Talking Soccer and it's anonymity has added such a great dimension to our overall youth soccer experience. For the 2001 parents to have this many posts, well I just have to say well done. Magnificent. Bravo. I shall hoist a drink to you all later this evening.

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

This truly is a magnificent triumph. We moved here and they didn't have an anonymous chat board where we previously lived. Talking Soccer and it's anonymity has added such a great dimension to our overall youth soccer experience. For the 2001 parents to have this many posts, well I just have to say well done. Magnificent. Bravo. I shall hoist a drink to you all later this evening.

Malt liquor or a fine scotch depending on which club you are from.

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

It's easier than you think! Here are your basic talking points:

Ecnl is a ripoff
Tom is a liar
FC Portland poaches good players instead of developing their own.
Team ((Whoever)) has a selfish superstar
Thorns academy is a joke
OYSA is rec level soccer

Good luck 04's! You've got big shoes to fill!

Good list but I can't believe you left off some other common topics.

Bootball
That team has no skill, their entire attack is playing it to the fast forward
Thugs
That team is full of helicopter/juicebox mommies
Harmony fields (can be used in talking about the WTSC or for any club by comparing them to the WTSC)

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Malt liquor or a fine scotch depending on which club you are from.

I'm from up north, so malt liquor. Or maybe some of that fancy wine that goes by the name MD 20/20. After all, it is a special occasion.

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Thank you. That was originally my idea. It was after being at Sandy high and hearing their parents war cry/whoop and stomping their feet on the bleachers after a goal. After they lost one of the parents in a big black truck left 15 feet of rubber in the parking lot burning off his tires. Not sure if he or she left their child behind or whether they were in the truck. The dark tinted windows prevented a clear view.

Eastside is always entertaining.

**Unregistered** · 05-09-2016, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Thank you. That was originally my idea. It was after being at Sandy high and hearing their parents war cry/whoop and stomping their feet on the bleachers after a goal. After they lost one of the parents in a big black truck left 15 feet of rubber in the parking lot burning off his tires. Not sure if he or she left their child behind or whether they were in the truck. The dark tinted windows prevented a clear view.

Great visuals.

**Unregistered** · 05-15-2016, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

We are just getting started in this competitive soccer thing at 2004 birth year. The 2001 girls thread is what we all look up to and hope to become. Any recommendations on put downs or how to troll opposing clubs?

Welcome. Get comfortable and grab some refreshments.

You have to ask yourself how bad you want it. If you waiver at all in your commitment to total freak out about youth sports then I'm sorry you will never measure up.