First Lady of the US Stormy Daniels

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Don Trump is probably breathing a sign of relief. Too difficult to get the loose porn women into the White House for "naughty time".

Stormy, get ready. The pasty white fat body and the orange face are coming for you.

Extra special treat: Trump is getting himself some nice saggy man-boobs. Oooh, the delights you are in for. 45 seconds of pure ecstasy. #TwoPumpTrump

I was really hoping he’d bring Stormy in as FLOTUS is his second term.

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I was really hoping he’d bring Stormy in as FLOTUS is his second term.

She's too old for him and non compliant.

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I was really hoping he’d bring Stormy in as FLOTUS is his second term.

He still might when he is sworn in on March 4, 2021. The real inauguration date. Trust the plan.

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He still might when he is sworn in on March 4, 2021. The real inauguration date. Trust the plan.

The Storm is Coming

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Don Trump is probably breathing a sign of relief. Too difficult to get the loose porn women into the White House for "naughty time".

Stormy, get ready. The pasty white fat body and the orange face are coming for you.

Extra special treat: Trump is getting himself some nice saggy man-boobs. Oooh, the delights you are in for. 45 seconds of pure ecstasy for his ladies. #TwoPumpTrump

That sounds delightful.

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Don Trump is probably breathing a sign of relief. Too difficult to get the loose porn women into the White House for "naughty time".

Stormy, get ready. The pasty white fat body and the orange face are coming for you.

Extra special treat: Trump is getting himself some nice saggy man-boobs. Oooh, the delights you are in for. 45 seconds of pure ecstasy. #TwoPumpTrump

Two Pump Trump is a great nickname.

John Kelly, his chief of staff, said that Trump refused to read intelligence briefings if they were longer than three sentences. He demanded someone read them to him, but no longer than 30 second or he would start fiddling with the stapler and tune out.

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Two Pump Trump is a great nickname.

John Kelly, his chief of staff, said that Trump refused to read intelligence briefings if they were longer than three sentences. He demanded someone read them to him, but no longer than 30 second or he would start fiddling with the stapler and tune out.

According to his son and his lawyer, Trump International was hemorrhaging money for years and the covid19 has slammed them hard. Just wait until they find out he uses campaign funds to cover his cash losses.

His golf and hotel businesses have not been doing well for a long time. He makes all his profits on branding himself as a successful businessman. Smoke and mirrors.

His brand is in the toilet and no banks will work with him, so trouble is coming.

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Two Pump Trump is a great nickname.

John Kelly, his chief of staff, said that Trump refused to read intelligence briefings if they were longer than three sentences. He demanded someone read them to him, but no longer than 30 second or he would start fiddling with the stapler and tune out.

He has the attention span of a gnat so that doesn’t surprise.

Is he getting back together with Stormy? That’s really sweet.

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He has the attention span of a gnat so that doesn’t surprise.

Is he getting back together with Stormy? That’s really sweet.

Haha...Trump is living in your head. Just break up with him. He doesn’t love you anymore.

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He has the attention span of a gnat so that doesn’t surprise.

Is he getting back together with Stormy? That’s really sweet.

Adultery for the win.

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According to his son and his lawyer, Trump International was hemorrhaging money for years and the covid19 has slammed them hard. Just wait until they find out he uses campaign funds to cover his cash losses.

His golf and hotel businesses have not been doing well for a long time. He makes all his profits on branding himself as a successful businessman. Smoke and mirrors.

His brand is in the toilet and no banks will work with him, so trouble is coming.

He only has to BS his way through another handful of years. He’s old and eats poorly so likely he will be roaming the pits of hell in near future. The world will be a better place.

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He only has to BS his way through another handful of years. He’s old and eats poorly so likely he will be roaming the pits of hell in near future. The world will be a better place.

Isn’t KFC life extending nourishment? Big Macs?

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He only has to BS his way through another handful of years. He’s old and eats poorly so likely he will be roaming the pits of hell in near future. The world will be a better place.

This is why rumors of his running again are so funny. If he isn't dead from fast food or in jail for various tax/insurance/financial fraud crimes, he'll be broke and alone. He doesn't have the wherewithal to run again - he found out that running a country isn't so easy and he likes easy. For now he's having fun ripping the establishment Republicans and the party apart (poor Mitchie-poo got lammed yesterday) and receiving ass kissers at Mar Lago.

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Isn’t KFC life extending nourishment? Big Macs?

There's some lettuce on a Big Mac. Does that count as part of your 7 fruit-and-veg servings?

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This is why rumors of his running again are so funny. If he isn't dead from fast food or in jail for various tax/insurance/financial fraud crimes, he'll be broke and alone. He doesn't have the wherewithal to run again - he found out that running a country isn't so easy and he likes easy. For now he's having fun ripping the establishment Republicans and the party apart (poor Mitchie-poo got lammed yesterday) and receiving ass kissers at Mar Lago.

Wait a second...you said he was gonna be taken out of the WH in handcuffs and was already supposed to be in prison. You’re just like Biden, nobody believes a word you say. Everyone of your Trump predictions has fallen flat. Your fixation with all things Trump is becoming kinda creepy. But I can’t blame you. With the job Joey The Clown is doing, it’s definitely easier to deflect.