Good morning TS
WE have the highest paid kickball babysitters in the whole southeast region...
WE purchase clothing our dear director sells to us that could ONLY be worn at our matches, or whilst digging a ditch next to a road...
WE scream and shout at 14 year old refs, and 12 year old children playing soccer. Complaining and moaning...
WE love yelling "OFFSIDES" and don't have any clue what it means...
WE cheer when our kids hurt your kids and love to complain when thuggery is reciprocated...
WE are new recruits in the YID ARMY 🔯 Even though that's kind of rascist...
WE are proud that WE are the biggest club and our kids have to compete with thousands of other kids and their parents whom will backstab, kick, cry, buttkiss, rumormill, coach REC (for free) spy, and bribe to get our kids on top teams...
WE have an older child that is on an A team and 3 younger children on lower teams. Our younger children are just as talented as their older siblings but we not dare complain otherwise our A team child may be relegated...
WE love what our dear director loves, hate what our dear director hates, and depend upon our leadership because we don't know anything about Football except what we're told...
WE drive cars we can't afford, houses we we can't furnish, and we do this because some 10 year old boy exclaimed during a townhall meeting, when asked by our dear director, "why are coaches coming to see us play?", the boy exclaimed, "to give us scholarships to play for free at their school!", and our dear director silently dodded...
WE are the irrationally proud masses
WE have the highest paid kickball babysitters in the whole southeast region...
WE purchase clothing our dear director sells to us that could ONLY be worn at our matches, or whilst digging a ditch next to a road...
WE scream and shout at 14 year old refs, and 12 year old children playing soccer. Complaining and moaning...
WE love yelling "OFFSIDES" and don't have any clue what it means...
WE cheer when our kids hurt your kids and love to complain when thuggery is reciprocated...
WE are new recruits in the YID ARMY 🔯 Even though that's kind of rascist...
WE are proud that WE are the biggest club and our kids have to compete with thousands of other kids and their parents whom will backstab, kick, cry, buttkiss, rumormill, coach REC (for free) spy, and bribe to get our kids on top teams...
WE have an older child that is on an A team and 3 younger children on lower teams. Our younger children are just as talented as their older siblings but we not dare complain otherwise our A team child may be relegated...
WE love what our dear director loves, hate what our dear director hates, and depend upon our leadership because we don't know anything about Football except what we're told...
WE drive cars we can't afford, houses we we can't furnish, and we do this because some 10 year old boy exclaimed during a townhall meeting, when asked by our dear director, "why are coaches coming to see us play?", the boy exclaimed, "to give us scholarships to play for free at their school!", and our dear director silently dodded...
WE are the irrationally proud masses
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