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Originally posted by Unregistered View PostYou forgot "Good Job Baby!!"
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333
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I once said a bit too loud "oh - couldn't sell the dive, could you?" during a game with a team known for pretty blatant diving.
In contrast, the best parent recovery I've seen was at a game where the ref stopped play, walked over to a vocal parent and asked "who's team are you on?" The father replied "yours, ref," and then walked away from the pitch. He proceeded to walk into the nearby bleachers, and commented to those around him "guess that was my cue, huh."
Everyone makes mistakes.
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This one time...at soccer camp...my mom gave all the cool kids juice boxes and we ignored the ugly fat ones and laughed to ourselves. God that made me feel special. Fat players are slow and we should let them play but on rec teams, not my awesome club team. My mom says juiceboxes make us champions and diabetes makes fat kids losers.
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Originally posted by Unregistered View PostThis one time...at soccer camp...my mom gave all the cool kids juice boxes and we ignored the ugly fat ones and laughed to ourselves. God that made me feel special. Fat players are slow and we should let them play but on rec teams, not my awesome club team. My mom says juiceboxes make us champions and diabetes makes fat kids losers.
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Originally posted by Unregistered View PostI once said a bit too loud "oh - couldn't sell the dive, could you?" during a game with a team known for pretty blatant diving.
In contrast, the best parent recovery I've seen was at a game where the ref stopped play, walked over to a vocal parent and asked "who's team are you on?" The father replied "yours, ref," and then walked away from the pitch. He proceeded to walk into the nearby bleachers, and commented to those around him "guess that was my cue, huh."
Everyone makes mistakes.
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I think the moms should be more quiet at the games. They yell things like go get the ball and stuff. It not nice. Maybe we go to store and buy juicebox machine and drink them with the vodka instead. Now happytime Yes yes?
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Unisoccercon???
One league to rule them all? Cried the Super Soccer Mummy! How dare you...thisvis about me! And my DD! And me.....mostly me, but her too. JUICEBOX!!!!!!! GET YOUR JUICEBOX HEEEEEEEEERE!
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Soccer moms are just bored house mums with zero self interests or hobbies. Please go find a hobby. Kids sports are not it. Try something else and let the coaches coach please. JUICEBOX!
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Originally posted by Unregistered View PostSoccer moms are just bored house mums with zero self interests or hobbies. Please go find a hobby. Kids sports are not it. Try something else and let the coaches coach please. JUICEBOX!
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Originally posted by Unregistered View PostI bet you feel that women should not be sports reporters too. Get out of your cave buddy.
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