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    The annual Valentine's thread

    Post your valentines.

    Roses are red. Violets are blue.
    CFC is rubbish.
    OW is too.

    XOXO

    #2
    My dik is red
    my balls are blue
    is CFC Park open?
    I wish it were true

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      #3
      We all love soccer
      It is the beautiful game
      Happy Valentine

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        #4
        TS can be nasty.
        TS can be rude.
        Not clever or witty
        with dik jokes, just crude.

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          #5
          There was once a youth soccer player
          Whose skills we agree were quite fair
          She came to the squad
          FSA, plastic sod
          And national team beckoned from there

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            #6
            Roses are beautiful
            any time of the day
            any male that plays soccer
            is probably gay

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
              There was once a youth soccer player
              Whose skills we agree were quite fair
              She came to the squad
              FSA, plastic sod
              And national team beckoned from there
              I give this an F

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                #8
                When FSA.
                When FSA.
                When FSA come marching in. [Come on, sing along you know the tune.]
                Oh you can be, in that number.
                Because, well, let's be honest, they do take rather large teams.

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                  #9
                  OW suck
                  CFC sucks too
                  If you suck hard enough
                  you can taste my goo

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                    #10
                    Be my Valentine.
                    Soccer, you win me over.
                    Always in the heart.

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                      #11
                      Beachside North
                      Beachside South
                      Its all non-profit
                      so shut ur mouth

                      -signed MK

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                        #12
                        OW is great
                        Yes they have the goods
                        with a wink and a nod
                        the moms head to the woods

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                          #13
                          Here I sit, broken hearted
                          Went to fart, think I sharted
                          Made me think, of Yankee U
                          A long drive, blowout ensue

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                            #14
                            Violets are blue
                            roses are red
                            some aren't aware yet
                            But Yankee is dead

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                              Beachside North
                              Beachside South
                              Its all non-profit
                              so shut ur mouth

                              -signed MK
                              mick is a dik
                              avi is a tool
                              if you pay for fsa
                              you are a fool

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