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    #16
    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
    22. Anybody who plays for a club team is wasting their money
    23. Anybody who doesn't play for a club team is wasting their time.
    these are awesome!

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      #17
      29. ODP/District Select and any other MYS or USYS program is a waste of time and money

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        #18
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        29. ODP/District Select and any other MYS or USYS program is a waste of time and money
        30. Only losers pay for club. For my star, it's free.

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          #19
          31. If your player isn't top 25 D1 or NT material you're wasting your time and money

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            #20
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            1. People who post about the virtues of skilled players think they have one.
            2. People who post about the virtues of athletic players think they have one.
            3. People who float theories about candidates for coaching jobs are the candidates.
            4. Everyone thinks they're Jurgen or better.
            5. Excuses for one club are violations of another.
            6. Close games are only telling when it's your kid's club.
            7. Everyone's kid can play D1 at the school of his/her choice.
            8. The crazies are limited to other clubs, not your kid's.
            9. Informational postings are free advertisements.
            10. Posters' kids are the best, game changers, superstars, but have been overlooked and under-appreciated.
            11. NT invites are useless if your kid didn't get one.
            12. Id opportunities go to undeserving kids.
            13. Listing of kids' initials is by a parent of one of them.
            14. Every club other than your kid's is unprofessional, violates league rules, and fails to develop great players.
            15. Winners of polls of clubs and schools correlate with the number of posters from those clubs and schools.
            16. Postings should be made to run clubs into the ground.
            17. Critical postings of clubs are from parents of kids who were cut or couldn't make the team or see rule 16.
            18. Everyone is an expert on other clubs.
            19. Losses are never because your kid's team was not as good.
            20. Goals for are spectacular; goals against are flukes.
            21. Be cruel and unprofessional at all times about kids of all ages because it is an anonymous board.

            And this is why no board should be anonymous.
            And GotSoccer points have ruined the entire system

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              #21
              32. "Mom and Pop" clubs are run by snake oil salesmen who just want your money.
              33. "McMega" clubs are run by corporate greedheads who just want your money.

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                #22
                34. You are Fred.
                35. If you are not Fred you will be called Fred.
                36. You are most likely not Fred.

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                  #23
                  37. If your kid plays for the Revs and they lose, the best players missed the game because they were training with USMNT.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    22. Anybody who plays for a club team is wasting their money
                    23. Anybody who doesn't play for a club team is wasting their time.
                    Mic drop.

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                      #25
                      38. Just because I'm fat, slow, and half-blind, doesn't mean I can't ref high school soccer with scholarship athletes on the field or that you know anything about the LOTG. Remember, no matter what I do or what you say, I have a patch and a better view.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Unregistered
                        34. You are Fred.
                        35. If you are not Fred you will be called Fred.
                        36. You are most likely not Fred.
                        34a. You are BTDT.
                        34b. If you are not BTDT, you will be called BTDT.
                        34c. You are most likely not BTNT.

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                          #27
                          Took a couple years off. Not that TS isn't the same collection of sociopaths it always was, but I haven't come across that Cyberman douche, so that's been nice.

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                            #28
                            39. Typos, misspellings, grammatical errors negates any valid point and must be must be mocked and ridiculed.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Unregistered
                              39. Typos, misspellings, grammatical errors negates any valid point and must be must be mocked and ridiculed.
                              Correction

                              39. Typos, misspellings, grammatical errors negate any valid point and must be must be mocked and ridiculed.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                                Correction

                                39. Typos, misspellings, grammatical errors negate any valid point and must be must be mocked and ridiculed.
                                Well played..

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