Dumb things that coaches say during games

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With no breath in between: “Get up! get back!! c’mon up and help!! Why aren’t you back? Go go go awww too late...”

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Dumb Things Coaches Say

Never up the middle.
No Stabbing.
Keep your shape x45 times.
Talk.

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Would not pick any of you at tryouts next week. Boys were told this, this past weekend. Guest players did not come back to play Sunday.

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Would not pick any of you at tryouts next week. Boys were told this, this past weekend. Guest players did not come back to play Sunday.

Honesty can be a real b1tch sometimes tho

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"Stop passing the ball to the other team, they are not passing it back!"

That's actually pretty funny.

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These all sound better than my daughters coach who says nothing at all, ZERO, ZIP, ZILCH, NADA during a game. Just sits on the end of the bench, doesn't even stand, and waits until the game is over, then leaves. Only thing he does all day is tell kids when to sub.

What are we paying for coach???

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Send it!!!

Make a run.....

and

Unlucky!

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we are developing after losing every game

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Never up the middle.
No Stabbing.
Keep your shape x45 times.
Talk.

and your kid still can't figure out what that means.

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These all sound better than my daughters coach who says nothing at all, ZERO, ZIP, ZILCH, NADA during a game. Just sits on the end of the bench, doesn't even stand, and waits until the game is over, then leaves. Only thing he does all day is tell kids when to sub.

What are we paying for coach???

Lucky kids

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"Stop being a Sh1tswiffer Nolan"

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Guest Coach

So we had a substitute coach. Tells players "If anyone complains about the position I put you in you won't play". Proceeds to put almost all the players in new positions never played before. Team loses the game. Kids, lol, say nothing.

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Unlucky.....

No, uncoached and untrained is more accurate

Any coach that says unlucky should be shot.

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We played against a coach who would scream 'FINISH!' anytime one of his kids even got near a 50/50 ball.

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You little f$&@ers make me wanna drink