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    OSAA 2018 Girls High School

    The fires are raging and Oregon high school season is here.
    How are practices in the smoke?
    How are teams shaping up?
    Predictions?
    Any big changes from last year?

    #2
    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
    The fires are raging and Oregon high school season is here.
    How are practices in the smoke?
    How are teams shaping up?
    Predictions?
    Any big changes from last year?
    Sunset =💩
    Jesuit < Sherwood
    Sherwood > Everybody

    Sherwood Mom

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      #3
      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
      The fires are raging and Oregon high school season is here.
      How are practices in the smoke?
      How are teams shaping up?
      Predictions?
      Any big changes from last year?
      How are practices in the smoke? Can’t breath
      How are teams shaping up? Most girls are overweight do their individual shape is poor.
      Predictions? See below-

      1. There will be an average of 74 headers per game because these teams don’t bother playing soccer.
      2. The ball will be out of bounds more than inbounds.
      3. 98% of goalkicks will be smashed up field into a a rugby-like scrum.
      4. There will be an average of 1-2 total three pass combinations during a 80 min game. Most of these will happen on accident.
      5. 98% of free kicks will be launched into the opponents box like an RPG in Bagdad
      6. Sherwood parents will say they are the best.
      7. Teams will average 38 punts per game each.
      8. .0000001% chance that a team GK bowls the ball or plays with their feet.

      Any big changes from last year
      Yes, OSAA HS Soccer will break the single season GK punting record.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        How are practices in the smoke? Can’t breath
        How are teams shaping up? Most girls are overweight do their individual shape is poor.
        Predictions? See below-

        1. There will be an average of 74 headers per game because these teams don’t bother playing soccer.
        2. The ball will be out of bounds more than inbounds.
        3. 98% of goalkicks will be smashed up field into a a rugby-like scrum.
        4. There will be an average of 1-2 total three pass combinations during a 80 min game. Most of these will happen on accident.
        5. 98% of free kicks will be launched into the opponents box like an RPG in Bagdad
        6. Sherwood parents will say they are the best.
        7. Teams will average 38 punts per game each.
        8. .0000001% chance that a team GK bowls the ball or plays with their feet.

        Any big changes from last year
        Yes, OSAA HS Soccer will break the single season GK punting record.
        We take the fall off from our travel club for this special time. US Soccer just doesn't get it, this is what matters.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
          Sunset =💩
          Jesuit < Sherwood
          Sherwood > Everybody

          Sherwood Mom
          PIL to conquer all.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            How are practices in the smoke? Can’t breath
            How are teams shaping up? Most girls are overweight do their individual shape is poor.
            Predictions? See below-

            1. There will be an average of 74 headers per game because these teams don’t bother playing soccer.
            2. The ball will be out of bounds more than inbounds.
            3. 98% of goalkicks will be smashed up field into a a rugby-like scrum.
            4. There will be an average of 1-2 total three pass combinations during a 80 min game. Most of these will happen on accident.
            5. 98% of free kicks will be launched into the opponents box like an RPG in Bagdad
            6. Sherwood parents will say they are the best.
            7. Teams will average 38 punts per game each.
            8. .0000001% chance that a team GK bowls the ball or plays with their feet.

            Any big changes from last year
            Yes, OSAA HS Soccer will break the single season GK punting record.
            So no different than typical club game?

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              #7
              Who lost more starters to graduation, Jesuit or Sunset? Is Jesuit the team to beat again?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                Who lost more starters to graduation, Jesuit or Sunset? Is Jesuit the team to beat again?
                Jesuit is ALWAYS the team to beat.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                  How are practices in the smoke? Can’t breath
                  How are teams shaping up? Most girls are overweight do their individual shape is poor.
                  Predictions? See below-

                  1. There will be an average of 74 headers per game because these teams don’t bother playing soccer.
                  2. The ball will be out of bounds more than inbounds.
                  3. 98% of goalkicks will be smashed up field into a a rugby-like scrum.
                  4. There will be an average of 1-2 total three pass combinations during a 80 min game. Most of these will happen on accident.
                  5. 98% of free kicks will be launched into the opponents box like an RPG in Bagdad
                  6. Sherwood parents will say they are the best.
                  7. Teams will average 38 punts per game each.
                  8. .0000001% chance that a team GK bowls the ball or plays with their feet.

                  Any big changes from last year
                  Yes, OSAA HS Soccer will break the single season GK punting record.
                  Yup and parents enjoy the break from you . Thank goodness your kid isn't troll like you.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    Yup and parents enjoy the break from you . Thank goodness your kid isn't troll like you.
                    Actually the OP makes some good observations. I can’t find one of those lines that aren’t true. It’s not like it’s made up. Everyone knows that Hs soccerbis terrible.
                    My daughters 02 team could probably beat every HS team in the area

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                      Actually the OP makes some good observations. I can’t find one of those lines that aren’t true. It’s not like it’s made up. Everyone knows that Hs soccerbis terrible.
                      My daughters 02 team could probably beat every HS team in the area
                      Your DD's 02 team couldn't beat the worst HS team in the area. Just the facts.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                        Your DD's 02 team couldn't beat the worst HS team in the area. Just the facts.
                        My dd’s 01 team is going to beat Jesuit this year. Just the facts.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                          My dd’s 01 team is going to beat Jesuit this year. Just the facts.
                          Thanks Crossfire mom.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                            My dd’s 01 team is going to beat Jesuit this year. Just the facts.
                            West Salem is the new #1. Jesuit doesn’t have a chance now that the Salem GDA players have returned to hs and oysa.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                              My dd’s 01 team is going to beat Jesuit this year. Just the facts.
                              Jesuit is the #4 ranked HS team in the nation. Just the facts. https://www.topdrawersoccer.com/high...fall-2018/5028. Don't choke on the Hatorade.

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