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    #31
    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
    We’ll get to see this when he gets convicted. Prison will not be fun.
    He’ll have fun in there.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
      I am sure when Trump was running around with Jeffery Epstein he probably experimented a little with one of the young studs on hand. A couple shots of tequila really help.
      Size matters.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        Size matters.
        He will be locked up with that bald head, he will be popular there though because he likes to be pee'd on by men. One of his fetishes.

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          #34
          It’ll be a party in Rikers Island unlike any party you’ve ever seen.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            It’ll be a party in Rikers Island unlike any party you’ve ever seen.
            I bet the water pressure in the prison showers sucks. He'll be very upset about that since it seems to be a big issue for him

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              #36
              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
              I bet the water pressure in the prison showers sucks. He'll be very upset about that since it seems to be a big issue for him
              The top of his head is bald and has sores from a failed hair implant attempt. So he grows it long on the sides and back to flip it over. That will be very sad to see.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                The top of his head is bald and has sores from a failed hair implant attempt. So he grows it long on the sides and back to flip it over. That will be very sad to see.
                It looks like spun cotton candy. I can't imagine how long it takes to coif and how much spray it takes to stay in place.

                Maybe he just shaves it. Oh wait, tough to get blades in jail :)

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                  #38
                  Toupee will be the least of his worries.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    The top of his head is bald and has sores from a failed hair implant attempt. So he grows it long on the sides and back to flip it over. That will be very sad to see.
                    The prison photos should be fun. I am sure he will make someone a fine wife. Warm snuggles on cold nights. No reason to be lonely in the joint.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                      The top of his head is bald and has sores from a failed hair implant attempt. So he grows it long on the sides and back to flip it over. That will be very sad to see.
                      Sounds hideous.

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                        The top of his head is bald and has sores from a failed hair implant attempt. So he grows it long on the sides and back to flip it over. That will be very sad to see.
                        This was confirmed by Don Jr. I think it's sexy as hell even if he can't go swimming.

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                          #42
                          "Cohen also divulges personal details about Trump, including his hair routine, described as a "three-step" combover designed to disguise "unsightly scars on his scalp from a failed hair-implant operation in the 1980s."

                          Writing that he once witnessed Trump shortly after he showered, Cohen recalls that "when his hair wasn't done, his strands of dyed-golden hair reached below his shoulders along the right side of his head and on his back, like a balding Allman Brother or strung out old '60s hippie."

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                            "Cohen also divulges personal details about Trump, including his hair routine, described as a "three-step" combover designed to disguise "unsightly scars on his scalp from a failed hair-implant operation in the 1980s."

                            Writing that he once witnessed Trump shortly after he showered, Cohen recalls that "when his hair wasn't done, his strands of dyed-golden hair reached below his shoulders along the right side of his head and on his back, like a balding Allman Brother or strung out old '60s hippie."
                            This is why when walking in the rain with the rent-a-wife he holds the umbrella over his head not hers. Makes sense.

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                              This is why when walking in the rain with the rent-a-wife he holds the umbrella over his head not hers. Makes sense.
                              It looks like someone shellaced cotton candy to his head. It's hilarious when the wind catches it the wrong way 🤣

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                                It looks like someone shellaced cotton candy to his head. It's hilarious when the wind catches it the wrong way 🤣
                                Nearly 90,000 Covid deaths in less than a month of Biden’s presidency, barrel of crude oil has doubled, schools are still closed, cities still in full lockdown, and nearly every campaign promise broken so and what are the Libtards talking about...Trumps hair. 😂 #stillwinning #inyourhead

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