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    Trump has a mushroom dick

    Not only did Stormy Daniels state that the president has a small dick, she went into detail about its appearance:

    “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

    “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting ****ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…"

    Poor Donald. As vain as he is, he won't be able to let this go. It might put him over the edge

    #2
    Yet your wife said nothing when she had her mouth around it.



    You're Fired.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
      Not only did Stormy Daniels state that the president has a small dick, she went into detail about its appearance:

      “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

      “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting ****ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…"

      Poor Donald. As vain as he is, he won't be able to let this go. It might put him over the edge
      You gotta respect trump confidence for even going there. She has taken thousands of enormousness shanks. Google her. Wow

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        #4
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        You gotta respect trump confidence for even going there. She has taken thousands of enormousness shanks. Google her. Wow
        Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. That dumb b itch has been taken a fist more times than Evander Holyfield ever did in the ring yet The DONALD still gave it a shot. I bet it was so cavernous you could hear the echo.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
          Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. That dumb b itch has been taken a fist more times than Evander Holyfield ever did in the ring yet The DONALD still gave it a shot. I bet it was so cavernous you could hear the echo.
          He did because so few would touch him. He's vile, inside and out. But she's had the last laugh

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            #6
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            He did because so few would touch him. He's vile, inside and out. But she's had the last laugh
            Still feel ^this^ way? lol.

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              #7
              His sphincter tightened up yesterday with all the Mueller reports

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                #8
                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                His sphincter tightened up yesterday with all the Mueller reports
                Too bad no one has ever accused Stormy of the same thing...

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                  #9
                  California judge orders porn star to pay Trump legal fees
                  Associated Press
                  Associated PressDecember 11, 2018, 7:20 PM

                  So all the people who donated to her go fund me account are now indirectly actually paying trump. Lmfao

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    California judge orders porn star to pay Trump legal fees
                    Associated Press
                    Associated PressDecember 11, 2018, 7:20 PM

                    So all the people who donated to her go fund me account are now indirectly actually paying trump. Lmfao
                    It's a beautiful f ucking thing. Eat that a ss liberal sheepy ****s.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                      It's a beautiful f ucking thing. Eat that a ss liberal sheepy ****s.
                      She has a huge gofund me page, has a book out, has stripping gigs and her porn is a popular search on Uporn and other sites. Storm will be just fine. Nothing justifies her and her family receiving death threats. All she did was tell what happened. Turned out she was telling the truth.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                        It's a beautiful f ucking thing. Eat that a ss liberal sheepy ****s.
                        That second lawsuit was an overreach. Avenatti and Stormy lost that battle but will win the war. And I guess you're forgetting that Stormy's first lawsuit opened the door for the Cohen raids that provided much of the evidence for the recent indictments, convictions, and plea bargains.

                        You and the other MAGAheads will scatter like roaches after the Muller report comes out.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                          It's a beautiful f ucking thing. Eat that a ss liberal sheepy ****s.
                          You'll be eating Trump's mushroom cock when he's in prison with you, you wimpy sheepy ****.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                            California judge orders porn star to pay Trump legal fees
                            Associated Press
                            Associated PressDecember 11, 2018, 7:20 PM

                            So all the people who donated to her go fund me account are now indirectly actually paying trump. Lmfao
                            Libtards are great entertainment. I find stupid people very entertaining and we all know Libtards are the dumbest.

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                              #15
                              Trump's "charity" ordered shut down by NY state after “a shocking pattern of illegality involving the Trump Foundation — including unlawful coordination with the Trump presidential campaign, repeated and willful self-dealing, and much more.”

                              A judge will distribute the remaining funds because the foundation couldn't be trusted. In addition "...Underwood is continuing to seek more than $2.8 million in restitution and has asked a judge to ban the Trumps temporarily from serving on the boards of other New York nonprofit organizations."

                              So tRumpies, you think it's ok for a guy who stole from his own charity and is who is banned from serving on non profit boards should be running our country? if you do you're a special kind of stupid.

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