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    Will Trump wear his toupee in Rikers Island?

    When he is convicted will they allow him to wear his toupee in Rikers Island?

    Will he get conjugal visits with Stormy, Karen or any of the other porn women?

    Will Don Jr change his first name because his dad is a loser?

    #2
    That cotton candy sculpture is his own hair; long and thin but coiffed just so. It myst take an hour a day at least to create each day and gallons of product. But in prison you're not allowed to have hair care products - fire risk :)

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      #3
      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
      That cotton candy sculpture is his own hair; long and thin but coiffed just so. It myst take an hour a day at least to create each day and gallons of product. But in prison you're not allowed to have hair care products - fire risk :)
      The pelt is real hair? The boys in Rikers are going to have fun with him. He will get married for a fourth time and learn what it's like for someone to grab his pu$$y without asking.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        The pelt is real hair? The boys in Rikers are going to have fun with him. He will get married for a fourth time and learn what it's like for someone to grab his pu$$y without asking.
        Do they kiss in prison or just - you know -?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
          Do they kiss in prison or just - you know -?
          Don will find out. The biker gangs don't brush their teeth so a tongue in the mouth is an extra special moment.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            Do they kiss in prison or just - you know -?
            Donald J Trump will find out a bitter truth. That size does matter.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
              Donald J Trump will find out a bitter truth. That size does matter.
              That is not a very nice visual.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                Donald J Trump will find out a bitter truth. That size does matter.
                Well I just lost my lunch.

                Will they put him in the general population or segregate for his safety?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                  Donald J Trump will find out a bitter truth. That size does matter.
                  DJT will have a large boyfriend named Bruno? If they get "married" in prison, is that legal when they get out?

                  Do they allow toupees in prison?

                  Tax evasion is a crime.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    DJT will have a large boyfriend named Bruno? If they get "married" in prison, is that legal when they get out?

                    Do they allow toupees in prison?

                    Tax evasion is a crime.
                    Save the salad dressing from dinner. Take back to your cell. That will make it all work out a lot easier.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                      DJT will have a large boyfriend named Bruno? If they get "married" in prison, is that legal when they get out?

                      Do they allow toupees in prison?

                      Tax evasion is a crime.
                      I agree it's his real hair - look at the pics when the wind is so strong the gallon of shellac can't hold it down. He's grown the ultimate comb over then somehow molds it into place. He dyes it too which is such a vain move for a man. No hair products or hairdryers in the joint. A buzz cut is practical and your boyfriend can't grab at it when he gets mad ;)

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                        I agree it's his real hair - look at the pics when the wind is so strong the gallon of shellac can't hold it down. He's grown the ultimate comb over then somehow molds it into place. He dyes it too which is such a vain move for a man. No hair products or hairdryers in the joint. A buzz cut is practical and your boyfriend can't grab at it when he gets mad ;)
                        Maybe DJT will like it when his boyfriend grabs it? No judgement here.

                        I know he had Stormy spank him. That is really a delightful thought.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                          Maybe DJT will like it when his boyfriend grabs it? No judgement here.

                          I know he had Stormy spank him. That is really a delightful thought.
                          I think Stormy might have been role playing Ivanka at the time.

                          Very disturbing thought.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                            Donald J Trump will find out a bitter truth. That size does matter.
                            Tell DJT to save the salad dressing from dinner. It might make things go a bit smoother when things get hot in the evening.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                              DJT will have a large boyfriend named Bruno? If they get "married" in prison, is that legal when they get out?

                              Do they allow toupees in prison?

                              Tax evasion is a crime.
                              "the painful truth that sized does matter"

                              Donald has to lose the election first. If he is president they cannot prosecute him and put him in Rikers Island. If he loses then he really ought to head for a country with no extradition to the US.

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