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    I love soccer but my kid sucks at it. I´m thinking about making my kid quite to stop embarrassing the family name! I´m embarrassed for him every time he plays. What should I do!

    #2
    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
    I love soccer but my kid sucks at it. I´m thinking about making my kid quite to stop embarrassing the family name! I´m embarrassed for him every time he plays. What should I do!
    Well considering how you spell, perhaps have him focus more on education 😉

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      #3
      Tell him he sucks and that everyone knows it but him!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        I love soccer but my kid sucks at it. I´m thinking about making my kid quite to stop embarrassing the family name! I´m embarrassed for him every time he plays. What should I do!
        Take a long look in the mirror I guess.

        At least you've confirmed that he has your genes. That should put your fears about your neighbor to rest.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
          I love soccer but my kid sucks at it. I´m thinking about making my kid quite to stop embarrassing the family name! I´m embarrassed for him every time he plays. What should I do!
          I'm quit sure that you will find an answer here.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            I love soccer but my kid sucks at it. I´m thinking about making my kid quite to stop embarrassing the family name! I´m embarrassed for him every time he plays. What should I do!
            Switch clubs. That'll fix it!

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              #7
              Send him to the Development Academy.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                Send him to the Development Academy.
                Exactly he will fit right in !

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                  Exactly he will fit right in !
                  Sorry your kid couldn't cut it.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                    I love soccer but my kid sucks at it. I´m thinking about making my kid quite to stop embarrassing the family name! I´m embarrassed for him every time he plays. What should I do!
                    Sounds like you suck as a dad, and your kid somehow puts up with it. Maybe enjoy watching him do something he enjoys?

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                      #11
                      80% of the equation comes down to genetics. Look at mom. If she has big boobs and a big butt, not going to happen for a girl. Look at dad, if he's 5'10 and couldn't make the varsity in anything, not going to happen for a boy. Just that simple. Save your money for education.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                        80% of the equation comes down to genetics. Look at mom. If she has big boobs and a big butt, not going to happen for a girl. Look at dad, if he's 5'10 and couldn't make the varsity in anything, not going to happen for a boy. Just that simple. Save your money for education.
                        Wait a minute...I'm fat and stupid.

                        Now what should I do with my kid?

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                          What should I do!
                          Go suck on the tailpipe of your car

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                            I love soccer but my kid sucks at it. I´m thinking about making my kid quite to stop embarrassing the family name! I´m embarrassed for him every time he plays. What should I do!
                            ...said no paying soccer parent ever. Go watch "The Music Man". The marching band scene is played out on pitches in every town every Sunday. "That's my boy!" Soccer Hucksters just dress differently than who was it, Robert Preston? I remember when my kid was still playing baseball I'd watch the games and say "He's not that bad...he's not that bad...he's not that bad...he's pretty good.." A year or two after he quit baseball I watched a video of him playing...he sucked!!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                              Go suck on the tailpipe of your car
                              There’s lots of love on TS

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