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**Unregistered** · 04-19-2018, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

That this forum has replaced the childhood formula of name calling, hair pulling and general tantrum throwing displayed by kids under the age of 8.
It also serves as the replacement for the old high school rivalries generally fought out in McD�s parking lots.
So put on your varsity jackets, grab the pom-poms, put the magnets on your car, call the Jets and the Sharks and let�s have at it.

Nefc, Nefc, Nefc!
Stars, Stars, Stars!
Bba, Bba, Bba!
Roll Tide
Rah, rah, rah

So much for us all promising to be better than the previous generations...

(At least we know we�re no better in soccer, anyway)

Silence in this place indicates a spot-on theory.
You forgot to add GDA, ECNL, NPL, USSF, USYS and any other stupid soccer acronym you care to think.

**Unregistered** · 04-19-2018, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

That this forum has replaced the childhood formula of name calling, hair pulling and general tantrum throwing displayed by kids under the age of 8.
It also serves as the replacement for the old high school rivalries generally fought out in McD�s parking lots.
So put on your varsity jackets, grab the pom-poms, put the magnets on your car, call the Jets and the Sharks and let�s have at it.

Nefc, Nefc, Nefc!
Stars, Stars, Stars!
Bba, Bba, Bba!
Roll Tide
Rah, rah, rah

So much for us all promising to be better than the previous generations...

(At least we know we�re no better in soccer, anyway)

If you do not understand that the vast majority of the p*ssing contest posts on this site are from rival coaches, docs and admins busting chops on each other, you must understand that.

Yes, they get a few parents riled up from time to time and then the parents go off when it hits a little too close to home. But at the end of the day, most of the aforementioned groups are sitting around the pubs laughing about all of it. And sometimes even posting conflicting "fights" while they are enjoying their pints all the while sitting next to each other. It is a very, very incestuous group.

You have high level coaches and docs renting houses from "rival" club owners, roommates from "rival' clubs, inter-club dating with "rivals", etc. etc. etc.

For you parents that take 1/2 of what is written on here seriously, the joke is on you.

**Unregistered** · 04-19-2018, 09:43 AM

Best thread on TS.

**Unregistered** · 04-19-2018, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

If you do not understand that the vast majority of the p*ssing contest posts on this site are from rival coaches, docs and admins busting chops on each other, you must understand that.

Yes, they get a few parents riled up from time to time and then the parents go off when it hits a little too close to home. But at the end of the day, most of the aforementioned groups are sitting around the pubs laughing about all of it. And sometimes even posting conflicting "fights" while they are enjoying their pints all the while sitting next to each other. It is a very, very incestuous group.

You have high level coaches and docs renting houses from "rival" club owners, roommates from "rival' clubs, inter-club dating with "rivals", etc. etc. etc.

For you parents that take 1/2 of what is written on here seriously, the joke is on you.

Wait, so you're saying GPS doesn't suck?

**Unregistered** · 04-19-2018, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

Wait, so you're saying GPS doesn't suck?

No, they do. But everyone is amazed by how they have cornered the low-end of the market and they make oodles of money off it. They are like the rich family in the modest neighborhood.

**Unregistered** · 04-19-2018, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Unregistered View Post

If you do not understand that the vast majority of the p*ssing contest posts on this site are from rival coaches, docs and admins busting chops on each other, you must understand that.

Yes, they get a few parents riled up from time to time and then the parents go off when it hits a little too close to home. But at the end of the day, most of the aforementioned groups are sitting around the pubs laughing about all of it. And sometimes even posting conflicting "fights" while they are enjoying their pints all the while sitting next to each other. It is a very, very incestuous group.

You have high level coaches and docs renting houses from "rival" club owners, roommates from "rival' clubs, inter-club dating with "rivals", etc. etc. etc.

For you parents that take 1/2 of what is written on here seriously, the joke is on you.

I�ve seen it. And they all know when your little malcontent shows up at another club�s practice or tryout usually before the session is even over.