Marlon, Marlon, where'd you go?

[Guest]

Marlon, Marlon, where'd you go?
Your absence has caused quite a show.
We've checked the fridge and under the bed,
But all we found was your old shed.

Your cat is confused, your plants are dry,
Your neighbors wonder if you learned to fly.
Did you join the circus? Become a spy?
Or just got lost buying some pie?

We called the police, they're on the case,
But even they can't find your face.
Your photo's up in every store,
Next to ads for carpet and kitty litter galore.

So Marlon, buddy, if you're out there,
Please come home, we really do care.
But if you're having fun on your spree,
At least send a postcard, so we can see!

[Guest]

Marlon, Marlon, where'd you go?
Your absence has caused quite a show.
We've checked the fridge and under the bed,
But all we found was your old shed.

Your cat is confused, your plants are dry,
Your neighbors wonder if you learned to fly.
Did you join the circus? Become a spy?
Or just got lost buying some pie?

We called the police, they're on the case,
But even they can't find your face.
Your photo's up in every store,
Next to ads for carpet and kitty litter galore.

So Marlon, buddy, if you're out there,
Please come home, we really do care.
But if you're having fun on your spree,
At least send a postcard, so we can see!

The only club who doesn't have an ED or a board. No staff. Just 30 some coaches. Beyond sketchy.

[Guest]

The only club who doesn't have an ED or a board. No staff. Just 30 some coaches. Beyond sketchy.

It's not a nonprofit, different set of rules and regulations.

[Guest]

The only club who doesn't have an ED or a board. No staff. Just 30 some coaches. Beyond sketchy.

Shut up Sean/Calyx/etc...

[Guest]

The only club who doesn't have an ED or a board. No staff. Just 30 some coaches. Beyond sketchy.

Beyond sketchy is having someone on an active suspension from US Club Soccer still running everything behind the scenes even though they are barred from actual coaching. I still don’t agree that clubs can do that. And Titans aren’t the only ones. It’s disgusting that clubs use loopholes like that in youth sports to find a way to keep giving an adult a paycheck.

[Guest]

Shut up Sean/Calyx/etc...

You don't like the truth do you? Your club is a effin joke

[Guest]

Nobody seems to know! Isn't that weird? Almost like the club is keeping a big secret! Wonder what else they are hiding?

[Guest]

Marlon, Marlon, where'd you go?
Your absence has caused quite a show.
We've checked the fridge and under the bed,
But all we found was your old shed.

Your cat is confused, your plants are dry,
Your neighbors wonder if you learned to fly.
Did you join the circus? Become a spy?
Or just got lost buying some pie?

We called the police, they're on the case,
But even they can't find your face.
Your photo's up in every store,
Next to ads for carpet and kitty litter galore.

So Marlon, buddy, if you're out there,
Please come home, we really do care.
But if you're having fun on your spree,
At least send a postcard, so we can see!

Amazing poem!

[Guest]

Beyond sketchy is having someone on an active suspension from US Club Soccer still running everything behind the scenes even though they are barred from actual coaching. I still don’t agree that clubs can do that. And Titans aren’t the only ones. It’s disgusting that clubs use loopholes like that in youth sports to find a way to keep giving an adult a paycheck.

Complaints have been filed.

[Guest]

Your photo's up in every store,
Next to ads for carpet and kitty litter galore.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exactly where it should be! In the kitty litter!

[Guest]

Does Marlon have social media?

[Guest]

I saw Marlon at Xfire office last week. Just sayin

[Guest]

Does he live in Bellevue?

[Guest]

Dont his kids play there?

[Guest]

Does Marlon have social media?

Yes but he changed it all to "private" in his shame