Rory has to go

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Might as well start another thread letting people know how horrible Rory is in case they didn’t know already..

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Can we get details?

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So any details on why LFCIAWA ED is so bad?

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I signed my kid up a bit back and I love it.

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I signed my kid up a bit back and I love it.

Shut up Rory.

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Rory!

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As tryouts draw near, anticipation is high for what promises to be a groundbreaking year at LFC! We proudly stand as the sole club in the PNW region offering a direct pathway to the next level of play.
What sets us apart? Our exclusive partnership with @darkhorse.os opens doors to unparalleled opportunities. With this collaboration, you can craft highlight reels within minutes, connect directly with collegiate coaches hassle-free, and much more. At LFC, we compete fiercely in prestigious leagues like the @girlsacademyleague and @eliteacademyleague. Notably, our Premier teams follow the SAME curriculum as our Academy athletes, ensuring equitable development and fostering a culture of competitive excellence across all levels of our club.

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As tryouts draw near, anticipation is high for what promises to be a groundbreaking year at LFC! We proudly stand as the sole club in the PNW region offering a direct pathway to the next level of play.
What sets us apart? Our exclusive partnership with @darkhorse.os opens doors to unparalleled opportunities. With this collaboration, you can craft highlight reels within minutes, connect directly with collegiate coaches hassle-free, and much more. At LFC, we compete fiercely in prestigious leagues like the @girlsacademyleague and @eliteacademyleague. Notably, our Premier teams follow the SAME curriculum as our Academy athletes, ensuring equitable development and fostering a culture of competitive excellence across all levels of our club.

Bwwwwaaaahhhbbaaaaaaa as if LFC is so groundbreaking in a saturated market.

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Did they seriously post or email that? What exactly does the statement “sole club in the PNW region offering a direct pathway to the next level of play” even mean? Are they seriously trying to sell parents that their kids are going to play EPL?

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They are even gonna help you porker parents lose some weight. Fattys.

"For LFC members only, LFC offers parent workout classes in our LFC gym! The classes are 45 minutes of strength + cardio, consisting of a variety of exercises. Laura will lead the group through various stations of exercises that focus on general strength and also skills/techniques that are applicable to every day life. Every class starts with a dynamic warm up and ends with a cool down stretch. Any experience level is welcome, Laura will work with each individual to ensure they are getting a safe and effective workout! "

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They are even gonna help you porker parents lose some weight. Fattys.

"For LFC members only, LFC offers parent workout classes in our LFC gym! The classes are 45 minutes of strength + cardio, consisting of a variety of exercises. Laura will lead the group through various stations of exercises that focus on general strength and also skills/techniques that are applicable to every day life. Every class starts with a dynamic warm up and ends with a cool down stretch. Any experience level is welcome, Laura will work with each individual to ensure they are getting a safe and effective workout! "

please don’t be real

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please don’t be real

It's real.

HIIT The LFC Gym w/ Director of Sports Performance, Laura Hoover!

For LFC members only, LFC offers parent workout classes in our LFC gym! The classes are 45 minutes of strength + cardio, consisting of a variety of exercises. Laura will lead the group through various stations of exercises that focus on general strength and also skills/techniques that are applicable to every day life. Every class starts with a dynamic warm up and ends with a cool down stretch. Any experience level is welcome, Laura will work with each individual to ensure they are getting a safe and effective workout!

Classes:

Tuesday’s 9:30am - 10:15am

Thursday’s 11:00am - 11:45am

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You think that's bad check out this claim, So the EPL club is now vetting Gunners coaches and puts them through rigorous education. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Each coach at Liverpool FC IA Washington goes through a rigorous education process to become accredited by Liverpool FC. We are fortunate enough to have constant technical updates and communication between the Academy Staff in England and our coaching staff here in Issaquah, WA."

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Wait, is this all actually serious? They are actually communicating this sort of ****? Oh my God.

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We have Mo Salah and Klopp going to our trainings, you haters have community college rejects leading your trainings. Checkmate.